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Post by Not Super Pollo on Dec 31, 2010 16:40:09 GMT -5
Doesn't Hard Justice sound like the name of a cop porn? Tell me if I'm wrong.
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Priceless
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Post by Priceless on Dec 31, 2010 17:08:58 GMT -5
Lol, I didn't notice that.
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Post by Not Black Pollo V on Dec 31, 2010 19:43:02 GMT -5
Welcome to five years ago, brochacho.
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Post by Not Super Pollo on Jan 1, 2011 15:07:56 GMT -5
YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME YOU POOP. Brochacho is my word. Fuck hangovers. Goddamnmit.
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maximilion
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Post by maximilion on Jan 2, 2011 2:31:47 GMT -5
hahaha nice. One time a fe friends of mine made a parody short film, which was terrible might I add, but it was a parody ofd Seabiscuit and we called it Land Muffin
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Post by Not Super Pollo on Jan 2, 2011 18:35:48 GMT -5
When I was in 7th grade I made a viral video, you may have heard of it. Only got like ...27K views in the first week and it was featured on Crackle.com called "Harry Balls and the Goblet of Piss". Yeah. nbd.
BTW: Land Muffin > Hard Justice when it comes to PPV names.
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Post by Not Black Pollo V on Jan 2, 2011 19:40:19 GMT -5
In grade 11, I was involved with a couple movies. One wasn't bad, but this other one was to be your typical horror movie. Except the only thing horrible about it was everything...
My death in the film, I got tied to a tree and beaten to death with a baseball bat. The problems with this? 1) I was the only one who was able to figure out how to properly tie someone up, and I was the one being tied up. 2) It was June and we were in the forest, so I got eaten alive by mosquitoes. 3) In my wrestling fandom, I offered to gig myself to produce real blood. Thank God I didn't, the movie didn't even get finished.
The director kid didn't even have an idea on who the killer was supposed to be. He picked a girl at first, but she wasn't available one day and so we had a rotating door of killers. Which looked ridiculous on camera because there's an obvious size difference each time.
When I was called upon to be the killer, I was instructed to whack the director's character with a shovel. He stepped too far forward and I legit whacked him. It would have been a good scene, but he flipped me the bird as soon as he fell, which you couldn't really cut.
Serves him right for trying to make a shitty movie. <_<
My friend Bruce just ripped into the kid on how awful the movie was as it was being made. Even the teacher was laughing at some of the acting. *shakes head*.
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Post by Not Super Pollo on Jan 2, 2011 23:28:48 GMT -5
I've directed a few films for my film study class. One of which received a cult following by my high school (very Rachel Cole-esque) called "Into the West". It's a short/silent western film that features a shitload of spaghetti western homages and themes. It's actually not that bad for a purposely half-assed film. But, the best part: there is a scene where two villainous outlaws are hanging an innocent native american (with a ethernet cable((its all we had for rope lol))). What happens is a hunter shoots the rope and the native american makes a break for it. For the over-the-shoulder shot I would run behind him as he booked it. Well. He began to run with the "rope" and my eyes were focused on the shot so when we were running I didn't see the rope. So BAM! I fucking step on the thing and this kid who was the native american yanked the fuck back. He just lied on the desert floor for a minute coughing. I basically almost decapitated the fucker. Kinda scary. But lets see what else I directed. A trailer for the non-existent Halloween movie, a 15-second John Lennon animation, a parody of Sham-Wow, a trailer to Into the West sequel, and one more western called "The Drunkard" which consisted of a very trashed me with a cowboy hat. Best thing I ever did was a rushed 10-minute documentary about the The Beatles hoax. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOKmHxHkBsM
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