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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 5, 2011 23:29:52 GMT -5
[glow=red,3,300]It's true, we're all a little insane. But it's so clear, Now that I'm unchained.
Fear is only in our minds, Taking over all the time. Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.
You poor sweet innocent thing. Dry your eyes and testify. You know you live to break me. Don't deny. Sweet sacrifice.[/glow]
The opening video of Wednesday Night Voltage concludes and Evanescence’s “Sweet Sacrifice” blasts over the speakers of the RoR Penitentiary. The crowd is a little bit bigger than last week with roughly 10,000 people have attended Voltage tonight. The crowd is electric for the show, especially after last week’s debut. Cameras cut to RoR’s three person announce team. Clint Pryce is wearing a black sport coat with a red tie, Lindsay Sparrow is wearing a very sexy yellow dress, and Colin “Bones” McGraw has an old Beatles t-shirt on underneath a black sports coat.
Pryce: Ladies and gents welcome to the RoR Penitentiary in Seattle, Washington! We are live for the second edition of Ring of Revolution’s Wednesday Night Voltage! I am Clint Pryce, the lovely lady to my right is Lindsay Sparrow, and to my right is the always professional Col…
Bones: No need to introduce me Pryce, everyone already knows who I am. The future Emmy winner, Colin “Bones” McGraw!
Sparrow: You still believe that huh? Wow.
The crowd erupts as “Changing” by Saosin hits the speakers. Out comes the CEO of RoR, Harvey McCutchins.
[glow=red,3,300]Bathing in the afterglow; A chance at luck and pride. Where we end up we can never know. And all I know is we seem to be
Changing, better to turn and walk away. Fading, all these lights just turn to gray. Changing, better to turn and walk away. But the strange thing Is that I don't feel a thing.[/glow]
Harvey’s dressed in a khaki suit, black shirt, and a purple tie. However, what catches everyone’s eye is the silver briefcase that he is carrying.
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome our CEO…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVEY MCCUTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHINSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Harvey climbs in the ring and gets handed a mic. The music cuts out, but the crowd’s cheers do not.
Harvey smiles and motions for the crowd to quiet down, which they do.
Harvey: Thank you all for that, you have no idea how much I appreciate it. At the risk of sounding cliché, it is all of you that have made RoR such an instant success.
The crowd interrupts Harvey with cheers and a chant.
Bones: I knew Mr. McCutchins was a bit of a goody goody, but going for a cheap cheer? Gimme a break.
Harvey again motions for them to get quite again.
Harvey *laughing*: Thank you again, but please stay quite or we’ll never get through this. *Harvey stops laughing* I have three big announcements to make. First, with next week being the final week in RoR’s three week trial run with FOX we will be pulling out all the stops and Evanescence will be performing live in the Penitentiary next week! *cheers* Second, RoR has been accepted into the CWC, *cheers* and will have a representative in CWC’s Ascension Invitational Tournament! *cheers* RoR’s representative in the CWC tournament will be none other than…Max Static! *boos* Now that brings me to my ne…
All of the sudden “Quantum” by Datsik hits the speakers, causing Harvey to stare at the entrance way and clap some. Out comes Max Static to a Penitentiary full of boos. He has a mic in his hand.
Max: Soooooooo sorry to interrupt Har…
The crowd’s boos get a little louder, cutting Max off. Max looks around at the crowd for a moment before he continues.
Max: You people can boo all you want, but the fact is that Harvey clearly realizes who the face of RoR really is. It’s not Alec Fleming, it’s not Matt Ward, not Todd Tellanski, and damn sure not Sarah Twilight! The face of RoR is none other than me…Max Static! *boos* Max Static! *boos* Max…Static! *boos* Boo, boo, boo, boo f*ckin’ hoo people! I’m the one that’s going to bring the CWC World Championship to RoR! I’m the face of this company! Just deal with i…
Harvey: That’s enough! *cheers* Max if you want to keep your spot in the CWC Ascension Invitational, as well as your job, I suggest you leave…right…now.
Harvey doesn’t look happy as Max just laughs. The crowd boos as Max sends Harvey a wave before walking to the back. Harvey watches Max leave and shakes his head, definitely regretting his choice for RoR’s representative in CWC. The crowd continue to boo Static, but Harvey gets them calmed down again.
Harvey: Well with all that being said, we are now to my final announcement. Tonight you will witness qualifying matches be for an eight man tournament. Every match tonight will be a qualifying match. The tournament will last three weeks, beginning next week with a high profile round and culminating at RoR’s first Pay Per View, Road to Gold! *cheers* Road to Gold will take place January 27th in Miami, Florida and the main event will be the finals of the Road to Gold Tournament! The winner of the main event will win this…
The crowd buzzes with anticipation as Harvey begins opening up the briefcase. Then the crowd erupts as Harvey pulls out the RoR Championship and holds it high in the air.
Harvey: The winner of the Road to Gold Tournament will become the first ever RoR Champion! *cheers* Now about the high profile roun…
Harvey looks annoyed as he is again interrupted by Adelita’s Way’s “Invincible”.
[glow=red,3,300]Bow down I’m invincible tonight I’m alive Take a look into my eyes This time I’ma take you for a ride I’m invincible tonight[/glow]
The crowd boos as Jack Johnson walks out onto the stage wearing his ring gear and a black ring jacket with “Johnson” written on the back in gold lettering. The boos turn into cheers as Johnson’s pyro devices fire tons of one hundred dollar bills into the crowd. Johnson walks down the ramp and climbs in the ring. He is given a mic as his music cuts out.
Jack: Mr. McCutchins, stop with the charade. It’s pretty obvious that your biggest commodity is standing right in front of you. You don’t need to have a tournament to crown the first RoR Champion, all you need to do…is name your price.
Johnson pulls a large roll of money out of his pocket as Harvey looks on. Harvey raises his eyebrows in a way that says “Are you kidding me?” Johnson goes to hand the money to Harvey, who refused.
Harvey: Jack, save your money. If you want the RoR Championship you have to earn it, and if you want to earn in it then you’ve got to beat Todd Tellanski here tonight. *cheers* In fact, your match will start…right now.
Johnson looks shocked as “Show Me How to Live” hits the speakers and Harvey leaves the ring with the RoR Championship.
[glow=red,3,300]Nail in my hand from my creator you gave me life now show me how to live Nail in my hand from my creator you gave me life now show me how to live[/glow]
Todd walks out onto the stage, shaking hands with Harvey at the top of the entrance ramp.
Pryce: Well Johnson knew he was facing Tellanski here tonight, I just don’t think he expected to face him right off the bat!
Bones: This isn’t right! Johnson has not had time to warm up or anything!
Sparrow: Be that as it may Bones, he’s going to have to face Tellanski when we come back! Don’t go anywhere TV land, cause we’re just getting started!
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 5, 2011 23:31:12 GMT -5
When Voltage returns from commercials, Johnson has Todd down on the mat in a side headlock. Todd pushes his way up to his feet, shoves Johnson into the ropes. Johnson is able to duck a clothesline and hit Todd with a big neckbreaker. Johnson gets to his feet and drops an elbow right into Todd’s midsection, and follows it up with another. Johnson goes for a third but Todd rolls out of the way. Both men get to their feet and lock eyes.
Sparrow: It’s been pretty much all Johnson up to this point after a cheap shot to Todd’s knee at the start of the match, but I have a feeling that’s about to change.
Bones: Oh whatever! Johnson’s got this in the bag already.
Pryce: Do you really believe what comes out of your mouth? I asked last week and never got a straight answer.
The two men begin circling each other, each looking for an opening. Johnson finds the first one and connects with a hard left hand to Todd’s face. Todd responds with a right, and Johnson fires back with a right of his own. The back and forth game goes on for a while, but Todd gets the upper hand. Todd begins hammering Jack with hard lefts and rights until the millionaire is backed into a corner. Todd’s great brawling ability takes completely over as he fires off with a fury of punches, knees, and kicks. This draws the count of the ref.
1… 2… 3… 4…
Todd backs off and halfway listens as the ref as he warns Todd about his actions. Todd then gets around the ref and hits a huge running knee to Johnson’s face, which Todd quickly follows up with a bulldog and cover.
Pryce: 1!...2!
Sparrow: Not quite, Johnson kicks out.
Todd keeps the offense rolling by sliding into a head-scissors. After a few moments Johnson fights out of the move and gets to his feet, but Todd is also on his feet and kicks Johnson in the gut. Todd has Johnson in a powerbomb position, but Johnson pushes out and slides out of the ring. Johnson is on the outside, trying to refocus and take away Todd’s momentum. Todd won’t allow that to happen as he slingshots himself over the top rope, but is sent crashing to the floor as Jackson steps out of the way. Jack is quick on the attack and begins stomping every appendage Todd has, the ref counting both men out the whole time.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
Pryce: Well Jack rolls Todd back into the ring and looks to continue his assa…oh what’s this now?
Bones: Need glasses Pryce? That’s Jonathan Webb and Katrina.
Pryce: Thank you Captain Obvious, but what are they out here for? This match is none of their business.
Sparrow: Apparently they think it is, and now I think we know why they showed up during the main event last week.
As Jack rolled Todd back into the ring Jonathan Webb III had made his way out onto the stage with Katrina Voxx close behind. Just like last week Webb has a steel chair, unfolds it, and takes a seat at the top of the stage. He watches as Jack has Todd standing on wobbly legs. Jack leaps up and hits a dropkick that sends Todd down to the mat. Johnson then follows up with a double leg drop and a cover.
Bones: 1!...2!...ah! Sho…
Sparrow: Shoulder up from Tellanski!
Bones: Lindsay, don’t ever interrupt me again.
Sparrow: What’re you gonna do fat boy? Sit on me?
Bones: Fat boy?
Jack has kept the momentum in his favor as he has pulled Todd up to his feet and shoved him back to the ropes. Johnson connects with multiple forearms to the face. He then sends Todd across the ring and hits him with a roundhouse kick on the rebound. He then picks Todd back up and sets up for the Back-2-Backbreaker, but he take too long setting up the move and Todd counters with a huge full nelson slam. Both men are down but Todd is getting to his feet, glancing up at Webb the whole time. Webb and Katrina watch Todd intently as Todd begins talking trash to them. When Todd turns around he has to duck a punch from Johnson. Todd then kicks Johnson in the gut and hits a sit down powerbomb, which he turns into a cover.
Sparrow: 1!…2!...Thr…
Bones: Nope, Jack kicks out! Looks like your boy Tellanski has to work a little harder Lindsay.
Pryce: Jack did kick out there, but can we get Los Pollos out here? I like it better when you don’t talk Bones.
Todd gets space between him and Jack, then plants the millionaire with a running facebuster. Todd then gets back up and waits for Jack to get to his feet. Jack gets up and takes a swing at Todd, but Todd catches him arm and attempts to lock in the T-Lock! Jack struggles and breaks free, sliding to the outside of the ring, before Todd can synch in the hold. That last exchange brought Webb to his feet.
Pryce: He can just stay up there. Webb has no business out here.
Bones: You sound like a broken record Pryce. Webb can do whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And here he comes! Haha!
Webb indeed motioned for Katrina to bring the chair and begins walking down to ringside as Jack climbs back in the ring. Todd is aware that Webb is now sitting at ringside, but keeps his focus on Johnson. Johnson charges Todd, who dodges and sends Johnson hard into the corner with a shoulder block. Todd begins kicking Jack’s midsection until Jack gets beaten all the way down the mat. Todd then begins stomping mudhole in Jack before lifting him up onto his shoulders. Todd climbs up to the second rope. Jackson tries to fight out but Todd lands a few quick punches to his face before leaping off the second rope and hitting the…
Pryce: There it is! The Tuck and Roll!
Sparrow: Tellanski all fired up!
Todd leans over the top rope and yells at Webb, “You ready for yours yet? Come on in here and I’ll give you all you want!” Todd then turns his attention back to a wobbly legged Johnson. Todd gets him into a Gorilla Press position, then drops him down to his shoulder and hits a Running Powerslam!
Pryce: Running Powerslam! That’s it! 1!...2!...Thr…oh that no good son of a b***h!
Bones *laughing*: Love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Sparrow: That should be a disqualification!
Webb had climbed into the ring and landed a hard stomp to Tellanski’s neck, consequently breaking up the pin. He then lifts Todd up and hits him with a Belly to Back Suplex. He then waits for Todd to get back up, which Todd does and tries to fight back only to be met with a hard knee to the gut. Webb then lifts Todd up and hits the powerbomb that he calls Ride the Lightning.
Pryce: High impact move there, but why hasn’t the ref rang the bell! He’s just standing there!
Bones: I don’t know what’s going on with the ref, but I do know what’s going on with Webb. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand there it is! Crown of Thorns!
Webb now stands over a fallen Tellanski as Jack is now up on his feet. He smiles at Webb, then at the ref, and then turns his attention to Todd. Jack pulls Todd to his feet and connects with the Cashbomb!
Bones: Cover! 1!...2!...3! Haha! Yes! Jack Johnson qualifies for the Road to Gold Tournament!
Sparrow: Oh you’ve got to be kidding me! What a joke! Johnson should’ve been disqualified long before he covered Todd!
Bones: That’s the way the cookie crumbles Sparrow! Get used to it!
Winstone: The winner of the match and qualifier for the Road to Gold Tournament…JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSON!
Johnson stands with his arms raised in victory as the crowd boos. Johnson shakes hands with ref, who looks a bit ashamed by his actions but smiles as Johnson gets his ring jacket and hands him three hundred dollars. The two men shake hands again as the ref leaves.
Pryce: Oh that explains it! Johnson paid off the ref! Why am I not surprised?
Johnson now looks at Webb, who is looking down at a fallen Tellanski. Johnson asks, “What do I owe you?” Webb just stares at Johnson, then back down at Todd and says, “No charge.” Johnson smiles and watches on as Webb begins stomping Tellanski again. Johnson joins in with a few stomps of his own. Webb then picks Tellanski up and connects with another Crown of Thorns, causing an enormous amount of boos from the crowd. Webb then sets up for a third.
Sparrow: Come on, two was more than enough! Nobody can survive three of those and Johnson just loves this! Come on now! Don’t do it!
Pryce: It’s Howl! It’s Howl!
Howl comes charging down the ramp with a steel chair in hand. Johnson bails, but Webb isn’t as lucky as he takes a shot to the back. That’s the only shot that Howl is able to get in as Webb rolls out of the ring. Johnson and Webb begin backing up the ramp as Howl holds them at bay with the chair. Howl yells (mainly at Johnson), “You want to play with chairs, I’ll play with chairs! Come back here and we’ll play!” After he’s sure that Johnson and Webb won’t try anything else, Howl leans over and checks on Todd as Voltage goes to commercials.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 5, 2011 23:41:53 GMT -5
When Voltage returns we see Harvey McCutchins with the RoR Championship over his shoulder. He is standing next to RoR Interviewer Vaughn O’Dempsy.
O’Dempsy: Mr. McCutchins, before you were interrupted by Jack Johnson earlier tonight you were about to explain the high profile round in the Road to Gold Tournament next week. You want to take this opportunity to tell us about it?
Harvey: The high profile round next week will be the quarter final round of the Road to Gold Tournament. Tonight we’ll be deciding which eight RoR superstars will be participating in the tournament itself, but next week in the quarter finals those eight superstars are going to have to prove they belong in the hunt for the RoR Championship. All quarter final matches next week will be contested in special matches.
O’Dempsy: Special matches? You mean like cage matches?
Harvey: Yeah, we could see a cage match next week. Maybe a first blood and a TLC match as well. I haven’t decided all the matches yet, but either way RoR is going to the extreme next week. If we’re leaving FOX, we’re going out with a bang.
O’Dempsy: Sounds like a big show next week. I also have to ask, what are you going to do about what went down between Todd Tellanski and Jonathan Webb just a few moments ago?
Just when Harvey is about to answer, Jonathan Webb and Katrina walk into view of the camera. Jonathan gazes at the RoR Championship on Harvey’s shoulder and then sends an intense glare at RoR’s CEO.
Webb III: Yeah Harvey. What’re you going to do about it?
Despite being greatly overmatched by Webb, Harvey doesn’t back down.
Harvey: I’ll tell you what I’m going to do. Tonight, I’m putting you in a Road to Gold Qualifying match with Howl. Win and you’re in the Road to Gold Tournament, but if you lose then it’s going to be you going one on one with Todd Tellanski next week. *cheers* With that being said…get out of my face or you’ll be in the unemployment line.
Webb glares at Harvey, obviously not liking the fact that Harvey threatened him. Not wanting to lose his job Webb decides it’s best to walk away, Katrina not far behind.
Cameras cut back to the ring and the crowd is pretty quiet as “Bulletproof” by Five Finger Death Punch hits.
[glow=red,3,300]All I've learned, its like poison all I've done, inside my veins all I've seen, its like venom all I know, it's all that remains[/glow]
A small group in the audience cheers as Nick Ridicule walks out, with Ashley Matthews following close behind.
Winstone: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for the Road to Gold Tournament! Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, being accompanied to the ring by Ashley Matthews…NNNNNNNNNNNNNNICK RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIDICULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
Pryce: Well this young man showed a little promi…oh s**t!
Bones: Easy! We’re live ya know!
Max Static comes running down the ramp, shoving Ashley to the side and hitting Ridicule in the back with a running knee lift. Ridicule falls to the ground and Max immediately goes on the attack, stomping Ridicule’s head repeatedly. Ashley is keeping her distance, but screams some motivational phrases out to Ridicule. Ridicule tries to fight his way up, and does so with hard punches and elbow strikes to Static’s ribs. Just when it looked like Ridicule was about to completely turn the tide, Static shoves him back into the ring post and follows up with a superkick. Static mounts Ridicule, continuously bashing Nick’s head against the floor. The ref yells at Static to get the fight in the ring, but that’s all he can do since the match hadn’t officially started yet.
Pryce: Come on ref! Step in and do your job!
Sparrow: I hate to be the devil’s advocate here Pryce, but there’s nothing the ref can do. The match hasn’t officially started yet so everything is legal.
Static keeps bashing Ridicule’s head against the floor a few more times, and then props Nick up in a sitting position. Nick’s back and head are against the steel stairs as Static gets a sadistic smile on his face. He creates some distance between himself and his “opponent”. He then charges and connects with a huge kick to Nick’s temple. As a result, Nick’s head is slammed against the steel steps. Ashley lets out a scream as she watches the beating her fiancé is taking.
Pryce: Someone has got to stop this! At least get Ashley out of her so she doesn’t have to watch!
Tears begin to roll down Ashley’s face as Static glances her way with a sadistic grin and stands over Ridicule. Static then reaches under the ring and pulls out a steel chair. As he unfolds it he looks at Ashley and says, “Watch this sweetheart!” Static picks Ridicule up and sets him up for the Iron Curtain. Ridicule’s back is directly over the set up chair as Static again smiles at Ashley. Ashley shakes her head, sobbing as she tries begging Max to stop. Static doesn’t listen as he hits Ridicule with the Iron Curtain on the chair, which breaks upon impact. Ashley looks on, her sobs becoming uncontrollable.
Sparrow: Someone get her out of here! Please! Oh thank god!
Ashley has turned and began running up the ramp. As she gets to the top she bumps shoulders with the RoR Vixen’s Champion Rachel Cole. Ashley completely ignores Rachel, who just watches her run past. Rachel then turns her attention to the ringside area and locks eyes with Static. She has a look on her face that says “What the hell do you think you’re doing?” but she doesn’t go down to the ring.
Static again lifts Ridicule up. He rolls Nick’s limp body into the ring and climbs up onto the ring apron. The ref rings the bell, finally starting the match, as Static smiles cause of his work so far.
Pryce: You’ve got to be kidding me! The ref is really choosing to start this match now?
Bones: And looks who isn’t doing a thing to stop it, just like she did nothing last week. Well there’s the 12 Gage Shottie, as if it was really needed. 1…2…3. No surprise here, Max Static qualifies for the Road to Gold.
Static indeed hit his 450 Legdrop, known as the 12 Gage Shottie, and got the three. He raises his arms in victory as “Quantum" by Datsik plays over the speakers. He yells at Morrigan to announce him the winner.
Winstone: Here is your winner and qualifier for the Road to Gold Tournament…Max Static.
Max is in the ring looking very proud of himself as Rachel continues to watch from the ramp. She shakes her head and still has that confused look on her face. Static then begins stomping Ridicule viciously, and Rachel just watches on.
Bones: Ok that’s enough.
Pryce: Where are you going? Bones? Bones!?
Max is in the ring continuing his assault, but stops when he notices that Bones is up on the apron. The crowd isn’t sure how to react as Bones climbs in the ring and begins trying to reason with Static. We hear Bones say, “It’s over. You won now just get out. Go.” Static laughs and shoves Bones backwards. Bones looks a bit shocked, and then shoves Static back. Security then rushes the ring before things get too heated.
Pryce: I never thought I’d say this, but good for Bones.
Sparrow: Maybe more guts than brains there, but someone had to stop that maniac. Ladies and gentlemen you may not like Bones but you have to respect him for stepping up right there.
Security escorts Static out of the ring and keep Bones from following. Voltage cuts to a commercial as Static walks past the Cult Classic and smiles.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 5, 2011 23:48:03 GMT -5
Voltage returns with a shot of the electric crowd.
Pryce: Welcome back folks to Voltage, folks. After what we've seen thus far on the program, there can be little doubt in anyone's mind Ring of Revolution is the next big thing in professional wrestling today!
Bones: Next big thing? You're going to have to give a certain "other" wrestling company a payout for using that particular phrase, Pryce.
Sparrow: I'm hungry.
Bones: Good, go make a sandwich. And then give it to me, because I'm a man and my hunger is more important than yours, woman.
Pryce: Like I was saying! Up next, we've got split tag action here tonight as Cameron Stevens and El Hijo de Pollo come up against Donnie Wyld and Super Pollo.
Bones: What the hell?! How did you manage to say all that without getting tongue-tied? Damn your decades... and DECADES... of experience.
The lights in the arena begin to flicker and the opening synth chords of the Miami Vice theme song hit the loudspeakers of the Penetentiary. At first, the camera focuses on the entrance ramp, but as it becomes apparent that no one would be arriving from that area, the camera switches to a pan of the crowd, where a keen eye manages to spot Donnie Wyld making his way towards the squared circle. Turning the camera, we manage a sideview of Cameron Stevens doing the same. Both members of the South Beach Kru are all smiles as they head down towards the ring, giving a couple of lucky crowd members pats on the back and high fives as they jump the barrier and converge in the ring.
Bones: What the hell is going on here?! They are going against one another... AGAINST ONE ANOTHER.
Pryce: Maybe its a showing of team spirt, Bones. Camraderie even through the face of adversity.
Bones: Did you lift that from one of those black and white movies you watched when you were a kid?
The camera cuts to Morrigan Winstone, who has a confused look on here face, but after realizing that the camera was pointed at her general direction, thought better of just standing around and quickly put on a large smile and raised the microphone to her lips.
Winstone: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifier for the Road to Gold Tournament! Introducing first, from South Beach, Florida… “The Heat” Cameron Stevens… “The Spirit” Donnie Wyld…they are TTTTTTTTTTTTHE SOUTH BEACH KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRU!
Bones: From that entrance music I hear another lawsuit heading at our boss. If we want to stay on FOX, I sure hope we have some good lawyers backing us up.
Sparrow: I know a lawyer!
Bones: No, honey. Knowing a lawyer is different from randomly encountering a guy in a suit in a bar at 3AM after six Mojitos and him talking about how he was in a court room earlier in the day.
As the crowd cheers the Kru, they are remiss to hear the opening chords of "Eat It" as the camera cuts to the entrance ramp, where we soon find Super Pollo and El Hijo de Pollo making their arrival for the crowd to see. Immediately the cheers turn to boos and hisses as the camera cuts to various signs in the crowd that say ~Choke the Chicken~ and ~I like my chickens deep-fried~
[glow=red,3,300]How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.\ So eat it, just eat it.[/glow]
Bones: Goddamn it! I said I wasn't calling another goddamn match with these goddamn idiots and I meant it! GODDAMN IT!
The camera cuts to the announcers table, where Bones McGraw is soon throwing down his headset onto the table and making his way towards the backstage area as Sparrow and Pryce look on in surprise. Morrigan, now prepared for the arrival of the second team, flashes a trademark smile and continues.
Winstone: Introducing next, from Tijuana, Mexico… Super and El Hijo de Pollo…LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS EXCELENTES!
Meanwhile, Los Pollos Excelentes has entered the ring. Both teams are eying each other wearily while the referee for the match steps in between the four men and immediately orders the wrestlers to pair with their assigned teams for tonight's match up. With reluctance, we end up with the pair of Cameron and El Hijo in one corner while Donnie and Super Pollo maintain the other.
Pryce: Well, the match hasn't even started yet and there's hesitation in the ring and we're down one announcer. But that's just how we do things here in RoR. Always expect the unexpected from us.
Sparrow: Does this mean I don't have to make that sandwich for Bones now? Awesome.
Cameron and Super Pollo look to start things off in the ring. The referee makes the final check for any hidden weapons, then signals for the bell to be rung and the match is underway. Pollo immediately charges at Cameron and delivers a diving dropkick that stuns Cameron and sends him into the corner. Cameron looks to make a tag to El Hijo, but with his arm hits nothing but air. Confused, he turns to find El Hijo standing on the floor of the arena, pointing up and mock laughing at the South Beach Kru member. His gaze away from Super Pollo, the chicken man takes advantage in the laspe of judgement from Cameron and rushes behind Cameron and latches around the wrestler's waist. Launching himself backward, Super Pollo lifts Cameron off the canvas and into the air, only to have him land hard on his spine as Pollo completes a snap German suplex.
Pryce: Devastating German suplex from the masked Mexican wrestler!
Sparrow: Wait a minute... he's Mexican! Shouldn't it be a devastating Mexican suplex?
Pryce: ... Damn it, I'm the straight man. Bones needs to be here for bait like that.
Super Pollo does a quick nipup and after flashing a thumbs up signal to his usual tag-team partner, El Hijo, goes for a cover on Cameron. The referee drops down as his hand begins to hit the canvas.
Pryce: 1... 2... What's going on here?!
The camera zooms out just in time to find Donnie Wyld jumping into the ring and stomping on the head of Super Pollo, his own tag team partner for tonight's match! Clutching at his head, Pollo immediately gets to his feet and gets in the face of Wyld. Meanwhile, Cameron has recovered enough get back to his feet as well, only to be met with a rushing El Hijo. All four men are in the center of the ring arguing with each other with the referee having lost complete control of the situation, when suddenly, the crowd hears a voice that thus far, only the fans at home have heard as of yet.
Bones: How are we supposed to be acknowledged by the wrestling community at large, with crap like this?
Emerging from the backstage area, Bones McGraw becomes visible as he arrives on and remains at the top of the entrance ramp. Holding a microphone in one hand, and a clipboard in the other, he points the clipboard at the ring while the microphone is raised to his lips once again.
Bones: I am not going to let the sanctity of this business be ruined by having any of these Pollo Chicken idiots anywhere near the tournament. As far as I'm concerned, this ends right here and right now. And I just so happen to have an in with management, you see, and have gotten the stipulations for this match altered just a bit.
The camera cuts to the center ring, as the four men halt their own arguments while listening to Bones while Pryce and Sparrow on commentary watch on with raised eyebrows, wondering what sort of "in" with management was Bones suggesting.
Bones: Tonight, as it should have been, it's going to be a Road to Gold Qualifying match, all right. But it's going to be the South Beach Kru vs. Los Idiotos Supremos... oh, I mean Los Pollos Excellentes.
The crowd cheers at the news of this and all four men seem elated as well. That is, until Los Pollos takes advantage of the misdirection. El Hijo grabs hold of Cameron and puts him down with a quick Dine and Dash while Super Pollo uppercuts Wyld before planting him on the canvas with the Pickup and Delivery. Both men go for the cover as the referee heads to the canvas to count the newly sanctioned match.
Pryce: 1....2... 3! Los Pollos have spoiled Bones McGraw's plans and come up with a victory here tonight!
Sparrow: Spoiled? Was that a pun? I thought you were the straight one.
Pryce: Damn it, Bones must be rubbing off on me.
As Los Pollos celebrate the victory, the camera cuts to Bones who hadn't left the entrance ramp and instead is seething in disgust at how his plans have gone awry, throwing down the clipboard towards the metal ramp and heading to the backstage area once again.
Alec Fleming shown in his locker room. He is getting ready for his match, when all the sudden his door bursts open. In comes Matt Ward, looking intense as always.
Ward: I guess you feel pretty good about yourself for what you did to me last week huh?
Alec: Actually, yeah I do. How are you feeling by the way? That was by far the most dominating Confusion I’ve ever hit, so you can’t be one hundred percent.
Ward: Well I hope you enjoyed it, because it won’t happen tonight. Just thought you might wanna know that.
Ward smiles as he pats Fleming on the head and walks off. Alec is left looking very pissed off as Voltage goes to commercials.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 5, 2011 23:59:18 GMT -5
“Take This Life” by In Flames begins playing as JW3 and Katrina walk out onto the stage to a huge chorus of boos from the crowd.
[glow=red,3,300]It's not so much the pain It's more the actual knife Pretending, the picture is perfect I cut myself to sleep I close my eyes for a second And meet a fragile soul I scream to hide that I'm lonely The echo calls my name[/glow]
Winstone: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifier for the Road to Gold Tournament! Introducing first, from Tyler, Texas…being accompanied by Katrina Voxx…JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJONATHAN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBB!
Webb climbs in the ring as "When The Levee Breaks" by Led Zeppelin then hits and the crowd literally gives a howl to Howl, as he makes his way to the ring.
[glow=red,3,300]If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, If it keeps on rainin’, levee’s goin’ to break, When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.[/glow]
Winstone: And his opponent, from Toronto, Canada…HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!
Howl and Jonathan Webb are in the middle of the ring staring each other down. Jonathan looks at howl up and down not looking that impressed he turns to the crowd and says, “This is the guy you cheer for huh?” Howl gets impatient and attempts to strike Webb but Webb blocks it with his arm and takes Howl down with a strong right hook. Webb gets a cocky smile on his face and continues his assault he drags Howl to the bottom rope and Webb stands on his back and letting the bottom rope choke Howl the ref begins the count. 1… 2… 3… 4…
Webb picks Howl up and irish whips him into the rope Howl tries to hit a clothesline but Webb ducks Howl bounces off the ropes and hits a monstrous diving back elbow. Webb hits the ground hard and his eyes look to be glazed over. Howl brings Webb into a sitting postion and hits a sitting Ace Cutter. Howl immediately goes for the cover. 1 2
Webb kicks out Howl picks Webb up and hits Webb in the jaw a good two times. Howl then Irish whips Webb into the turn buckle Howl tries to go for a body splash and miss and goes face first into the turn buckle Webb tries to take advantage and performs a beautiful German Suplex. Webb goes for the cover. 1 2
Howl barely kicks out. Webb starts to get frustrated. He lifts howl again but howl starts fighting back with punches and kicks to the gut. Webb is dazed and Howl takes his opportunity he bounces off the ropes and hits a busaiku knee strike. Webb looks to be out cold but Howl isn’t finished he lifts Webb up and hits the Hank Scorpio Driver. He hooks the leg and makes the cover. 1 2
Webb kicks out Howl has a look of disbelief on his he mutters to him self “what do I have to do?” He goes out side the ropes waiting for Webb to get up. Howl anxiously is on the outside of the ropes screaming “get up” Webb finally gets up Howl tries to hit a springboard cross body but Webb reverses it into a belly to belly! Both men are down and the ref begins the count.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8…
Both men get up at the count of 8 and they both start trading blows as each one hits the other the fan cheers for Howl each time he hits Webb and boo each time Webb hits Howl. Webb gets the upper hand over Howl and hits a big boot right to the face which tumbles Howl to the outside. Webb follows and both Howl and Webb start trading blows one after another they don’t hear the ref counting
4… 5… 6…
They ignore the count as they are still brawling on the outside Webb is next to the barricade and howl tries to tackle Webb through the barricade but Webb reverses it and throws Howl head first into the barricade.
7… 8… 9… 10!
Webb tries to make it in the ring before the count of 10 but was to late to make the count.
Winstone: This contest has come to a double countout!
Webb and Howl continue to brawl, each competitor hitting huge rights and lefts. Soon security comes out to separate the two. They are successful until Webb breaks free and begins hammering Howl again. Again the security gets the two men separated only to have Howl break free this time and start hammering Webb. The security again gets them separated and all of the sudden “Changing” hits and out comes Harvey McCutchins with a mic.
Harvey: Howl, Jonathan, unfortunately neither of you won the match. *boos* However, I did like the intensity that both of you showed here tonight, and not just in your match. So what I’m going to do…is tell you that both of you have qualified for the Road to Gold! *cheers for Howl and boos for Webb* Good luck next week.
Harvey heads to the back as Voltage goes to commercials.
When Voltage returns, “White Knuckles” begins playing. The crowd boos as “The Vulture” Alec Fleming walks out from behind the curtain. He and Rachel stand at the top of the ramp, loving all the hate coming from the crowd.
[glow=red,3,300]We are the disillusioned We've been left wanting more Before every aspiration hits the floor
Hold on for your life All we feel is so far from alive The damned are done believing The cursed can dream no more So hold on for your life Because only the strong survive[/glow]
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for the Road to Gold Tournament! Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio being accompanied to the ring by Rachel…the Vulture…AAAAAAALEC FLLLLLLLLLLLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMING!
Alec climbs in the ring as "Monster" by Skillet hits and Matt Ward comes out onto the stage. The crowd gives a mixed reaction to Matt Ward.
[glow=red,3,300]The secret side of me, I never let you see I keep it caged but I can't control it So stay away from me, the beast is ugly I feel the rage and I just can't hold it[/glow]
Winstone: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois…MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
Bones: I’ve been looking forward to this one all night. These two are going to tear each other apart!
Ward climbs in the ring and his music cuts out. The two men come face to face and start talking trash to each other. The ref pries them apart for a moment before ringing the bell. They start talking trash again. Finally Ward pokes Alec in the chest…and Alec falls to the mat?
Sparrow: What?
Bones: Ummm…foot on the chest. 1…2…3.
Pryce: Ward advances.
Alec and Ward are smiling as Rachel climbs in the ring. “Monster” plays as Rachel and Alec raise Ward’s hands in victory and the crowd’s boos become ear shattering.
Cameras cut to the backstage area where we see Sarah Twilight…or someone who looks like Sarah Twilight. The imposter begins speaking in grunts and other strange noises so it is impossible to understand her. However, she does point to a screen and a replay of what happened last week begins playing.
REPLAY: The ref lifts Rachel’s hand in victory, but also calls for medical attention from the back. EMTs rush out and begin looking over both Rachel and Sarah. A few of the EMTs help Rachel up and get into place so they can escort her to the back, but Rachel pushes them away. She looks around the Penitentiary and lifts the Vixen’s Championship high in the air, which causes the crowd to explode. Just as Sarah is being helped to her feet by EMTs, Max Static hits her from behind. He knocks her to the floor, stomping at her viciously as Rachel watches on looking a bit confused. Max then pulls Sarah up by her hair, bends her backwards and hits the Iron Curtain! He looks down at Sarah, then over at Rachel. He walks past Rachel, who still has no idea why that just happened. Rachel looks at him, then over at Sarah, and then slowly follows Max to the back. : END REPLAY
“Sarah”: Pffffffft pshhh mrph derpa derpa der…
All of the sudden the imposter is hit in the back of the head by a steel chair, which was swung by none other than RoR’s CWC tournament representative Max Static. He gets a few more hard blows in with the chair and then kneels down beside “Sarah”.
Max: Get…well…soon.
Max face is completely emotionless as he stares at “Sarah”. He finally cracks a small smile as Voltage cuts to commercials.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 6, 2011 0:08:51 GMT -5
The crowd is fairly silent until…
[glow=red,3,300]Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it. Oh, I'm ready for it Come on, bring it.[/glow]
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen this is tonight’s main event, and is a qualifying match for the Road to Gold Tournament! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California…she is the Leading Lady of RoR…the Cult Classic…the RoR Vixen’s Champion RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACHEL COLE!
A majority of the crowd cheers as the RoR Vixen’s Champion comes running out onto the stage, but there are some definite boos coming from part of the crowd as well.
Pryce: This young lady has to definitely answer for a few things. She stood by and watched last week as Max Static took out a helpless Sarah Twilight and did nothing to help Nick Ridicule tonight.
Bones: Yeah, Static went to far last week and he sure as hell went to far tonight. There’s no good reason for what he’s done the past two weeks, but on the other hand Rachel could’ve stepped in and stopped both incidents and she didn’t. You were the one singing her praises Sparrow, how do you explain her actions?
Sparrow: I wish I had a good explanation for you Bones, I really do, but I was just as shocked as you were. Rachel is a great in ring competitor with a good head on her shoulders so I don’t know what she was thinking. Only time will tell I guess.
Rachel is in the ring, perched on the top turnbuckle as she awaits the arrival of her opponent for the night. All of the sudden “Eat It” hits the speakers.
[glow=red,3,300]How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan. So eat it, just eat it.[/glow]
Boos fill the Penitentiary, although a very small group of people are cheering, as Black Pollo V walks out onto the stage. He soaks the boos in for a minute as Rachel watches from her seat on the top rope. Finally Pollo V waves some people out from the back and out comes El Hijo and Super Pollo.
Winstone: And her opponent, from Tijuana, Mexico…being accompanied to the ring by Super and El Hijo de Pollo…BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLACK POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO V!
Rachel does not look a bit phased by Super and El Hijo’s presence at ringside, she was kind of expecting it.
Pryce: Is this your cue to shut up Bones?
Bones: Oh yeah, it’s all a big joke isn’t it Pryce? RoR is going to be taken off the air and you’re going to have these three morons in chicken masks to thank for it! Listen, I’m going to call this match but it’s only because it would be an injustice for me not to call the main event!
Pryce: Heaven forbid we have a peaceful send off tonight.
Bones: Can someone please explain to me why is one of these idiots is in the main event in the first place! Is McCutchins trying to get us booted off the air or what?!
The ref calls for the bell as the two competitors begin to circle each other in the ring, neither one quite sure what to expect from the other.
The two competitors stop and listen to the crowd. The “Let’s Go Classic” chants were louder and heartfelt, while the “Pollo V” chants were coming from those in the crowd who were still holding a grudge against Rachel for last week.
The two begin circling each other again and Pollo V makes the first move. He is able to dive at Rachel’s legs and take her down to the mat, but the agile Vixen in back on her feet quickly. They again begin to feel each other out. Pollo V makes motions like he’s going to dive for Rachel’s legs again, but Rachel is too quick for him. The cat and mouse game continues for a while, which of course gets a comment from Bones.
Bones: I want action! *Clap, clap. Clap! Clap! Clap* I want action! *Clap, clap. Clap! Clap! Clap*
Sparrow: How’d that line work on your date the other night by the way?
Bones: Very funny Sparrow. You write that one yourself?
Sparrow: I got another one. Did you use the line before or after you noticed her Adam’s apple?
The games finally come to an end when El Hijo grabs Rachel’s foot, distracting her. Pollo V takes full advantage by hitting a springboard enziguri. Rachel is dropped to one knee. She holds the back of her head, stunned by the blow and gets stunned even more by a running knee lift to the jaw. Rachel is definitely dazed as Pollo V stands over her. He puts his feet on bottom rope, climbs up to the second, and jumps. Both of his feet land right on Rachel’s midsection. Rachel begins coughing loudly, trying to catch her breath as Pollo V sends taunts out to the crowd. He gets some distance away from Rachel and then hits a handspring elbow, which he quickly turns into a triangle choke. Unfortunately for Pollo V, Rachel was near the ropes and grabbed on within a few seconds. He refuses to let go and the ref begins his count.
1… 2… 3… 4…
Pollo V releases the hold and conveniently begins having a discussion with the ref, positioning the zebra in such a way that he can’t see Super Pollo get a massive punch in on Rachel. Pollo V then tries to add insult to injury by pushing Rachel’s head down with his foot. That proves to be a mistake as Rachel sweeps his other leg out from under him and locks in a half Boston Crab. She has the hold firmly locked in for a few moments before Pollo V claws his way to the ropes. Rachel let’s out a primal scream as she locks the hold in even tighter as the ref begins his count.
1… 2… 3… 4…
Rachel releases the hold, but not Pollo V’s foot. She pulls him away from the ropes and locks the half Boston Crab in again, this time in the center of the ring. Pollo V screams out in agony as he claws closer and closer to the ropes. Rachel knows that he’s getting closer to the ropes so she applies more and more pressure to the hold. Finally, Pollo V makes it to the ropes, but again Rachel refuses to break the hold so the ref is forced to count.
1… 2… 3… 4…
Rachel releases the hold again. She wants to try the same thing she did before, but El Hijo and Super have other ideas as they pull their buddy to the safety of the outside of the ring. The ref begins warning them to back off, but they don’t listen and help Pollo V to his feet. The three Pollos huddle together on the outside, hatching a plan that hopefully will get Pollo V the victory.
Bones: Can you answer something for me Pryce, are these guys original recipe or extra crispy?
Pryce: Really? That’s the best you’ve got?
Bones: Well look what I have to work with! Three grown men in chicken masks! Come on!
Rachel waits impatiently for Pollo V to get back into the ring, even trying to go out after him but gets stopped by the ref. The ref keeps telling Pollo V to get back into the ring and when Pollo V doesn’t listen the ref begins his count.
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7…
Pollo V gets back into the ring, immediately gets in the face of the RoR Vixen’s Champion. He begins talking trash and slaps her across the face. Rachel looks a bit shocked at first, obviously not expecting to be slapped in this match, but the she smiles. She hits Pollo V with a hard right hand…and another, and another, and another. Pollo V is finally backed into the corner and Rachel continues her assault. She backs off and motions for Pollo V to come get some more. He takes a swing at Rachel, who ducks and kicks Pollo V in the gut. She hooks both of his arms and hits a Double Arm DDT, which turns into pinning combination.
Pryce: 1!...2!...Thr, no. Pollo V kicks out just before the three.
Rachel gets up and looks to stay on the attack, but El Hijo climbs up on the apron to distract her. She takes a swing at El Hijo, but she misses. When she turns around Pollo V kicks her in the gut and follows it up with a kick to the face. Pollo V knocks the Cult Classic to the mat with a double chop. Rachel gets up and another double chop knocks her down to the mat. Rachel gets up again and Pollo V hits a Tiger Suplex. Pollo V then goes for a cover.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...Th, nope. Rachel kicks out and still has a shot at the Road to Gold.
Pryce: I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing.
Rachel gets to her feet and stares down Pollo V as both fighters retreat for a moment back to their corners like boxers in a title fight. Both wrestlers "come out swinging", Rachel getting the better of the situation and laying her opponent to the mat with a swinging kick to the side of the head! With the quickness of lightening though, Pollo V gets to his feet and grabs his opponent by the head, whipping her into the ropes and jumping over Rachel's head, preparing himself for a hurricanrana. Unfortunately for the fighting warrior, Rachel reverses into a spinning DDT. Not prepared to admit defeat, Pollo V attempts to pull himself up but is stunned. Realizing the issue, El Hijo once again climbs to the apron.
Realizing her opportunity with El Hijo once again distracting the referee, Rachel delivers a stomp to the groin of Pollo V and acsends the top turnbuckle. Now El Hijo is demanding the referee turn around and disqualify Rachel for cheating! With the referee now paying attention, Rachel delivers deliver an amazing Double Moonsault!
Sparrow: Oh my God! The plan 9! Rachel hit the Plan 9!!
Pryce: Ah, come on ref! She cheated!
Sparrow: Come on now Pryce, you weren't complaining when El Hijo was on the apron earlier!
Bones: 1…2…3!!!
Sparrow: Rachel has won it! Rachel has qualified for the Road to the Gold tournament!
Winstone: Here is your winner and qualifier for the Road to Gold Tournament….RAACCHEEELLL COOLLLEEE!!!"
The Vixens Champion celebrates to a mixed reaction from the crowd before hopping off the turnbuckle. When she turns around she notices that all three members of Los Pollos are in the ring and have her surrounded. Just when it looks like Los Pollos are going to attack, out come the South Beach Kru from the crowd!
Bones: Yes! Get the chickens guys! We don’t need them in RoR!
The South Beach Kru and Rachel begin taking it to Los Pollos, very quickly getting all three chickens out of the ring. Los Pollos retreat to the back as South Beach Kru begins to celebrate with Rachel. The crowd cheers the three people in the ring, but quickly has their buzz killed when Max Static shows up on the stage. He gives a look to Rachel as if to say, “Well what’re you going to do now?” Rachel stares at Max and shakes her head, but when Max gives her a nod she blasts Stevens with the Vixen’s Championship!
Sparrow: What the hell!?
Wyld begins to furiously question Rachel’s actions. Rachel’s explanation is a Super Kick to Wyld! She looks up the ramp at Max, who gives her another nod and motions her to keep going. Rachel looks at him a bit confused, but climbs out of the ring and begins looking for something. She finally pulls out a ladder and looks back at Max, who smiles approvingly. Rachel slides the ladder into the ring and gets back in as well. She takes both members of South Beach Kru and puts both of their bodies in between the two legs of the ladder. Both men have part of the ladder across their necks and another part across their ribs.
Sparrow: What is she doing now? Pryce, what is she doing?
Rachel then gets out onto the apron and sends Max a glance. She then jumps up, springboards off the top rope, and connects with a San Dima High School Football Rules on the ladder! She rolls around on the mat in pain but as much pain as she is in, it’s nothing compared to the pain Wyld and Stevens are feeling. Max smiles in approval.
Sparrow: Why does that sick son of a…
Bones: Easy.
Sparrow: Why does he have so much control over Rachel!? What is going on!?
Pryce: I wish I knew Lindsay, and hopefully we get some answers next week because we’re out of time! Ladies and gentlemen this has been Voltage! Be sure to tune in next week as the Road to Gold begins with a high profile round!
Voltage leaves the airwaves with Rachel sitting in a corner of the ring, looking at the destruction she laid to South Beach Kru.
RECAP: 10,000 in attendance Jack Johnson def. Todd Tellanski Max Static def. Nick Ridicule Los Pollos def. South Beach Kru Howl and Jonathan Webb III fight to a draw; both qualify for Road to Gold Matt Ward def. Alec Fleming Rachel Cole def. Black Pollo V
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 6, 2011 0:13:00 GMT -5
Special thanks to Kamikaze from CWC (tag match), Starr from CWC (finished off the main event while I did coding and segments), and Jack Benson from Kapow GFX (Howl .vs. Webb).
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