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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 22:24:33 GMT -5
[glow=tan,5,500]The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames And what do I get, for my pain? Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know - I suppose I'll show All my cool and cold - like old job
Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage[/glow][/color] The Smashing Pumpkins’ “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” plays during the opening for RoR’s BREAKOUT! The video hypes up every single title match tonight. When the video finally gets done, we see a sold out RoR Penitentiary. Pyro shoots out the sides of the RoR-tron, down the ramp, and finally out of all four ring posts. The crowd is going crazy as the cameras pan around ringside area showing signs that say things like: “Join the Movement!”, “Pollo Bucket Gave Me Food Poisoning!”, “I’m A Cult Member!”, “Goldmane is Gold!”, and “Burrows Will Breakout!”
We see RoR’s three person announce team. Clint Pryce sits in the center, wearing a red dress shirt and white tie under a black sports coat. Lindsay Sparrow is to his right wearing a dark brown tube top. Finally, Colin “Bones” McGraw is seated to Pryce’s left, looking rather scruffy, wearing a beat up Styx t-shirt under a black sports coat.Pryce: We come to you live from the RoR Penitentiary! Welcome to Breakout! I am Clin… Bones: Oh shut up! One, they all know who we are! Two, they already know this is Breakout! And three, don’t waste time with introductions when this is the last time they’ll ever be able to see us on TV! Pryce: Oh what a major exaggeration! Bones: You think a TV deal is just going to fall out of the sky Pryce?! Gimme a break! Sparrow: TV land, what my friends are referring to is the fact that RoR’s weekly TV show, Wednesday Night Voltage, was cancelled by FOX last week. Ring of Revolution is without a weekly show, without a TV deal, but Mr. McCutchins has been working feverishly all week long in order to change that. He arrived at the arena at 7 this morning and has been on the phone with networks all day long, so hopefully we will know more about RoR’s TV future by the end of the night. Pryce never takes his gaze off of Bones, clearly annoyed by Bones’ pessimistic attitude, as he makes his next statement.Pryce: As Lindsay said, Mr. McCutchins has been working very hard to get us on a new network. We have some footage from earlier today as our own Victoria Crantz was able to get a word with RoR’s CEO. Let’s take a look at that right now. We see Harvey in his office. He’s wearing an RoR BREAKOUT! t-shirt, a pair of Levi jeans, and has a very noticeable five o’clock shadow. Clearly he is man that has not gotten a lot of sleep. He’s sitting on his black leather sofa, looking through some paper work when there is a knock on the door. He looks up as his lifelong friend, Victoria Crantz, pokes her head through the slightly opened door.Crantz: Harvey, do you have a moment? Harvey: Sure V.C., come on in. Victoria enters the room wearing a very tight white blouse and a black mini skirt. She shuts the door behind her and takes a seat next to Harvey.Harvey: What can I do for you? Crantz: I just wanted to come by and say that I’m really happy you and Natalie got together. I know the last few weeks haven’t been easy for you, so that’s really great. Harvey smiles, obviously his now blossoming relationship with Natalie Burrows was the shining moment in his otherwise disappointing week. Just the mention of it made him happy.Harvey: I appreciate that, but I get the feeling you didn’t come here to talk about my personal life. Crantz: Well…no, no I didn’t. What I want to know, what everyone wants to know, is if you’ve had any luck getting a new TV deal. The smile Harvey had quickly faded now that he had to face the subject that has caused him to get very little sleep this week. He looks down at the floor and sighs.Harvey: V.C. I’ve been on the phone all week with networks. Some have already turned us down flat out; others have said they’d call me back. I’ve even thought about moving RoR over seas. Honestly, I don’t know if RoR will find a new home or not…but I do know that I will know by tonight. Harvey doesn’t look optimistic as he looks at Victoria. This is where the video ends.Cameras return to ringside as “Rockstar” by Nickleback hits the PA system. Pryce: Sounds like our CEO is going to give us the scoop later tonight, but right now we’re about to get this thing going. I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (Tell me what you want) I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me Matt and James Ward walk out onto the stage. They look out at the crowd, who is making their feelings about the Wards very clear. The brothers just begin making their way down to the ring. Winstone: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois…MATT AND JAMES WARD…PSYCH WARD!!! Sparrow: Well Matt was told to find a partner, I guess he found his brother. Bones: There’s more than one Ward? Oh no. Pryce: Be nice. Ward has shown a lot of promise here in RoR, he’s just ran into a streak of bad luck. I still believe that we can expect big things from him in the near future. The Wards slide into the ring, showing off to the crowd for a few moments before “Rockstar” gives way to Korn’s “Twisted Transitor”. Hey you, hey you devils little sister Listening to your twisted transistor Hold it between your legs turn it up, turn it up The wind is coming through can't get enough Winstone: And their opponents. First, from Dallas, Texas…ALEXANDRAAAAAAAAAAAA CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAWAY!!! Callaway gets a mixed reaction from the soled out crowd as she begins making her way to the ring. Pryce: Well this young lady definitely has the bloodline to succeed here, but tonight she has to deal with an interesting situation. Sparrow: And that’s no joke! She is not only squaring off with a man that is clearly infatuated by her, she’s teaming with a woman she has a history with…and not a good one. Callaway gets to the bottom of the ramp as “World So Cold” begins playing. Out comes Destiny Michaels to a mixed reaction. She is walking very gingerly as a result of the beating she took at the hands of Sarah Twilight last week. I never thought I'd feel this Guilty and I'm broken down inside Livin' with myself nothing but lies I always thought I'd make it But never knew I'd let it get so bad Livin' with myself is all I have I feel numb I can't come to life I feel like I'm frozen in time Winstone: And her partner…DESSSSSSSSSTINY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMICHAELS!!! Pryce: You have to feel sorry for Destiny, she really put on a good showing during that I Quit Match last week but came up short. Now she has to do the bidding of that evil bitch Sarah Twilight. Bones: I don’t feel sorry for her at all! If Twilight lost then she would’ve had to have been Destiny’s slave, those were the rules! Destiny very slowly walks down the ramp, holding her ribs in pain. She finally makes it to the bottom of the ramp. A stare down begins between Callaway and Destiny, tensions clearly rising. The two ladies begin to have a heated discussion, but the Ward brothers blindside them both. Pryce: Oh come on! Bones: Hey, it’s their own fault for not focusing. They knew they had a match but wanted to bicker instead. James slams Callaway back into the ring apron as Matt exchanges blows with Destiny. Matt gets the upper hand by punching Destiny right in the ribs. Matt then forces Destiny into the ring, climbing in after her. This allows the ref to ring the bell. Bones: Finally! Pryce: What did you want him to do?! The Wards jumped these young ladies on the outside! Matt has Destiny backed into Psych Ward’s corner, hitting her with hard blows to the ribs. Destiny tries protecting her midsection, but when she does Matt does moves the punches up to her face. The ref finally warns Matt about his closed fists, but when Matt doesn’t listen the ref has no choice but to step in. Pryce: Finally the ref is doing his job, stopping those closed fi…hey! Sparrow: Oh come on! That is such bullshit! Bones: Haha! Love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! While Matt had the ref occupied, James has started to choke Destiny with the tag rope. Callaway does nothing to try and help her partner, just stands by and watches. Matt has the ref distracted for quite a few moments until James finally lets go of the tag rope, and therefore releases Destiny. Matt quickly gets back on the attack, driving his shoulder in to Destiny’s hurt ribs. After a few more hard shoulder thrusts Matt tags in James. James gets in the ring as Matt pulls Destiny out of the corner. Matt gets Destiny into an abdominal stretch, allowing James to kick Destiny hard in the ribs. Sparrow: This is ridiculous! The Psych Ward is doubling teaming Destiny an… Bones: Haha! You said double team. Sparrow: Shut up! The point is that Alexandra is doing nothing to help her partner! Callaway is still standing on the apron, watching Destiny take a beating. This only lasts for a few more moments and then Callaway finally climbs into the ring. She rushes up behind Matt and starts digging her fingers into his eyes. Matt releases the abdominal stretch as Callaway pulls him backwards. Callaway lets Matt go as she spins him around. Matt stares into the eyes of the woman that he clearly has feelings for, and she just smiles at him. The camera catches her saying, “Come on Matt, I’ll give you free shot.” Matt just shakes his head, obviously not taking Callaway up on her offer. But just because Matt didn’t, doesn’t mean that James doesn’t. He blindsides Callaway, knocking her to the outside. Matt just stands by and watches, then exits to the apron. Pryce: Well, Matt obviously allowing his emotions to control him a bit here in the early going. Bones: He’s chivalrous Pryce, give him a break! Sparrow: Not so sure I’d use that word to describe Matt Ward. James is feeling pretty good about himself, that is before he turns around and catches a hard axe handle to his shoulder. Destiny then knocks Matt down with a hard clothesline, which she follows up with a standing moonsault. She immediately hooks Matt’s leg. Bones: 1!...2!... Sparrow: Matt able to kick out there. Destiny should have known she wasn’t going to get Ward there. Callaway has made her way back to the apron. Destiny begins moving to her partner, but Callaway drops down off the apron. She tells Destiny, “Not yet.” Destiny turns around just in time to see James make the tag to Matt. Matt immediately charges at Destiny, but she ducks and starts sending hard shots into Matt’s face. Pryce: Destiny really starting to feel it! Destiny’s blows get Matt down to one knee, so she bounces off the ropes and hits a modified seated senton. Destiny gets to her feet and tags an un-expecting Callaway, who has made her way back on the apron. Sparrow: Good! Make her pull her own weight! Callaway nods at Destiny and gets in the ring. Matt gets to his feet, and immediately notices that Callaway is now in the ring. Matt then goes and tags in James. James gets in the ring, sending a slightly annoyed look at his brother. He then takes a swing at Callaway, but she ducks. James takes another swing, which Callaway blocks and turns into a Hell’s Gate! Pryce: Hell’s Gate! The Hell’s Gate is locked in! Sparrow: And now Matt isn’t getting in to help his brother! James continues to struggle and struggle in the hold while his brother continues to watch. Although Matt is standing by and watching, he is still very conflicted. James is about to tap when Matt finally gets in the ring. Matt’s presence in the ring is enough to get Callaway to release the Hell’s Gate. She gets to her feet and gets in Matt’s face and begins to belittle him. They begin jawing back and forth. Pryce: Looks like we’ve got a war of words going on here. Sparrow: Major trash talk! Look at this! Things really start to heat up between the two as they start screaming at each other. Bones: Are these two finally going to come to blo…whoa! Look at that lip lock! Right when Matt was in the middle of a sentence, Callaway grabs him by the face and locks him in a passionate kiss! When the kiss is finally broken, Callaway struts over to Destiny and tags her in. Destiny is obviously very shocked as Callaway casually exits the ring. Callaway starts walking up the ramp, getting about half way up and glancing back at Matt. She motions for him to follow her. Pryce: Is she? Sparrow: Yeah… Matt looks out at Callaway, trying to decide what to do. Meanwhile, James is getting to his feet. Just as he is able to get to his feet, Destiny springs off the top rope and hits a springboard bulldog! She quickly climbs to the top rope, ultimately connecting with a moonsault double foot stomp that she calls the Darkness Heir! Sparrow: Beautiful move! Pryce: 1!...2!...3! She did it! Matt turns around, stunned by what just happened. He tries to get his hands on Destiny, but she made a quick exit. Callaway slides back in the ring, scowling at Destiny. Destiny is out in the crowd, celebrating her big win. Winstone: Here are winners…ALEXANDRA CALLAWAY and DESSSSSSSSSTINY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMICHAELS!!!
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 22:28:47 GMT -5
Winstone: The following contest is our Escape Artist Cage Match! And it will decide a NEW number one contender for the International Championship! The only way to win the match is to climb over the cage, get to the outside and have both feet touch the floor.
The crowd cheers like wild as the cage is lowered down to the ring.
Winstone: Introducing first....
"Freek" by George Michael blares over the loudspeakers and the crowd begins to boo like mad. Though many of the ladies in the crowd cheer loudly and swoon.
Winstone: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Schwaz, Austria and weighing in at 253lbs......he is STEEEEEFAAAAN E. XAAAAAVIIIIIEEEER!!!!!
Bones: This guy knows what it is all about. All of these guys here tonight are jealous of him!
Pryce: I highly doubt that, but this isn't the adult entertainment industry, I hope Stefan is ready to take his lumps.
Sparrow: Uhm....uh, what were you guys saying?
Bones: That you'd better enjoy the treat while you can. Because with no FOX deal, and no Voltage, we have nothing more after tonight.
Finally, Stefan walks through the curtain, swaying his hips beneath a silk robe. The women in the crowd cheer even louder and the men and children continue to boo for all they were worth. Stefan makes his way down to the ring and climbs inside of the cage, removing the robe and posing, seductively for the ladies.
Winstone: Next, from Seattle, Washington and weighing in at 210lbs....he is TYYYYYLEEEEER MCCUUUUTCHIIIINS!!!!!
"Not Listening" by Papa Roach plays loudly throughout the arena as Tyler bursts onto the stage, full of energy. The crowd erupts as he rushes down toward the ring, slapping hands with the fans along his way. He makes his way into the cage and looks ready for action.
Bones: Now this, this is just stupid. Why is Harvey's brother out here making a fool of himself? Is he trying to make sure we can't get on ANY network?
Pryce: I have it on very high authority that Tyler is quite capable inside of the ring.
Sparrow: He's definitely going to get his chance to prove it here tonight.
Bones: The only thing he will prove is that being relation to the CEO means squat around here!
Winstone: And their opponent.....from Paia, Maui, Hawaii and weighing in tonight at 242lbs.......BRENDAAAAAAN ARYYYYYYYYZE!!!!!!
"Cinderella Man" by Eminem hits the arena as Brendan Aryze walks out onto the stage. A flurry of pyros shoot off in succession along both sides of the entrance ramp. Brendan raises his arms high in the air and quickly makes his way down to the ring, climbing inside of the cage.
Pryce: After the match this young man had with Natalie Burrows during his debut, I am looking forward to seeing Brendan Aryze compete here tonight.
Bones: This guy is actually my personal favorite to win the thing. I still say he had Burrows!
Sparrow: On a few occasions, he almost did!
Winstone: And finally, making his way to the ring...hailing from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 212lbs....he is MIIISTEEEEEEEER PIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!!!
"Breathe The Pressure" by Prodigy hits and the grizzled tough guy comes walking out onto the stage, all business. The crowd greets him with a chorus of boos and name calling, but the gruff veteran ignores them as he stares ahead, continuing his stride to the ring. Mr. Pink climbs inside of the cage and forcefully slams the door shut behind him.
Bones: I think I just found my new personal favorite!
Pryce: Much is a mystery about the man simply called "Mr. Pink." We do know that he has had a very long wrestling career in various organizations. But the question is, what exactly is he capable of? He certainly looks intimidating.
Sparrow: This is one man who although very little is actually known about him, may be the overall favorite to win tonight.
Bones: I'm changing my pick, right now. Mr. Pink is going to win this. Not that it even matters, because we have no show after tonight!
The bell is rung and carnage immediately ensues. Mr. Pink grabs hold of the closest competitor to him, which happened to be Tyler McCutchins, and he LAUNCHES him into the steel mesh of the cage. McCutchins head is slammed into the mesh and he falls back onto the mat. Mr. Pink follows up with a legdrop across the throat. Tyler gasps and coughs as he rolls around in agony on the mat. Mr. Pink's impressive start is interrupted however, as Brendan Aryze comes flying out of virtually nowhere with a perfectly executed dropkick. Mr. Pink goes down.
Sparrow: Tyler McCutchins is already in trouble after an unexpected start from Mr. Pink! And now Brendan Aryze gets into the mix!
Bones: This Mr. Pink, he's tough, I think Aryze should have stayed on his own side of the ring!
Pryce: You may be right, look at Stefan!
While the other three competitors are brawling, Stefan wisely begins climbing up the wall of the cage, trying to escape before anyone noticed. However, Brendan Aryze did notice after having delivered the dropkick. Aryze rushes to the cage wall and leaps up, clinging to the cage about mid-way and gets a hold of Stefan and begins pulling him down. But Xavier holds on with all his might, not wanting to let go. He gets just a single moment of opportunity and begins scrambling away from Aryze, but Aryze sends a well placed kick to his head. Stefan loses his grip with one hand and teeters. Brendan with another well placed kick, this time to the face and Stefan falls backwards, crashing onto the mat. Before Aryze could even decide whether or not to climb the cage himself, he is yanked off of it with brute force by Mr. Pink, who pulls him right down into a powerbomb. Aryze crumples on the mat.
Bones: Look at this guy! He isn't playing games, he is here to kick some ass and walk out of here! I love it!
Pryce: Mr. Pink is definitely showing that he means business!
Sparrow: This thing has already gotten bat crazy!
Mr. Pink rotates his shoulders once and turns to continue the onslaught of damage, however, Tyler McCutchins had gotten back to his feet and sends a superkick square into Pink's jaw, sending his back into the cage wall. Mr. Pink slumps down against the ropes. McCutchins now rushes to the opposite end of the ring, taking on a head of steam and sends a front dropkick to the face of Mr. Pink. The crowd is cheering him on as he begins taking control of the match. This is hort lived as Stefan Xavier catches the young Tyler off guard and sends him for an Irish whip into the turnbuckle. Stefan follows up with a running splash, connecting with Tyler and sending him stumbling out of the corner only to be taken down again with a facebreaker DDT.
Pryce: The action is so back and forth right now, I don't know how to call it. No one has been able to maintain a decisive hold on this thing!
Bones: That's why cage matches are so dangerous. And with four guys in there, it's only gonna get worse!
Aryze is back to his feet and immediately heads for Mr. Pink, who is struggling to get back to his feet using the ropes. Aryze begins sending hard fists at Pink, hammering him in the head repeatedly. Soon, Stefan joins in on the assault, also taking it to Pink. The two blast the hardened fighter with fist after fist. Eventually, Mr. Pink is able to get himself to one knee and he shoves Stefan back with authority. Aryze continues to fire away, but now, Mr. Pink fires back, nailing Aryze with a heavy fist that backs him of slightly. Pink charges to his feet now and blasts Aryze with a clothesline that nearly beheads him! Stefan is back on the attack now as he grabs Mr. Pink and spins him around, only to be shoved off again. Stefan, angered, returns the favor by sending a hard slap across the mouth of Mr. Pink. This enrages the brawler who grits his teeth and aggressively grabs Stefan with both hands, dragging him to the cage wall, and he starts mashing his face against the mesh back and forth! It doesn't take long before Stefan's face begins to stain with crimson.
Pryce: Stefan Xavier is busted open! That mesh cage has already begun doing its damage!
Sparrow: Such a handsome face, ruined now!
Bones: Lindsay, I didn't know you had it for pretty boy?
Sparrow: Uhm....well I don't.
Bones: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Mr. Pink pulls Stefan away from the cage and hauls him in the air, ready to launch him face first into the steel once more. However, Brendan Aryze was far from through with Mr. Pink, he rushes in, shoving Pink from behind with all of his might, Stefan slides down out of harm's way as Pink drops him, and Aryze forces Pink head first into the steel bar. Mr. Pink is stunned as he stumbles backwards, dazed by the sudden impact. Aryze follows up with an enziguri that downs Mr. Pink. Meanwhile, Tyler McCutchins has made his way up the turnbuckle and is almost halfway over the top of the cage. Aryze notices and rushes in that direction, leaping up onto the turnbuckle and he grabs hold of McCutchins. A struggle ensues. Pryce: Tyler McCutchins only a few seconds away from victory! And Brendan Aryze there to stop him!
Bones: If McCutchins wins this thing, I quit!
Pryce: Really? ...Go Tyler!!!!
Bones: No not really! But I won't be happy!
Sparrow: What else is new?
Aryze has hold of Tyler's left arm, and Tyler is mostly over the top now, and tries to free his captured arm, but Aryze is not letting go. Brendan gains more ground as he climbs slightly higher on the cage, keeping hold of McCutchins who tries to drop himself lower, but to no avail. Aryze forces McCutchins back to the top, but McCutchins starts sending fists at Aryze, trying to break free. Aryze uses all his might to yank at Tyler's arm, and Tyler loses his grip, letting go of the cage, as he and Brendan both head down, which creates an unexpected SUPER ARM DRAG from the TOP OF THE CAGE!!! Both men come CRASHING DOWN onto the canvas!!!
Crowd: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Pryce: Oh my GOD! They both just fell from the top of the cage! Unbelievable!
Bones: I think they are both DONE after that! I mean, that was insane!
Pryce: This is what it's all about folks, the risks these men are willing to take. The pain they are willing to put their bodies through, all for a shot at gold!
Sparrow: They may have a shot at a wheelchair after that!
Mr. Pink now begins to make it to his feet, and he looks around, noticing that all of his opponents were down, he shrugs and begins to make his ascension up the cage. The crowd boos in protest, but he continues climbing. Making it to the top and swings a leg over. But before he can completely make it to the other side of the cage wall, Stefan Xavier hops up onto the cage wall, using the ropes to get himself close enough, and he grabs Mr. Pink's other leg. Pink shakes his leg violently, trying to remove Xavier from his grip. Xavier begins sending hard shots at Mr. Pink, trying to keep him on the inside of the cage. Mr. Pink responds by swinging his free leg back over the cage wall and he begins kicking Stefan in the face, trying to get rid of him. After a few shots, Stefan teeters. Pink sends one more kick to his face and Stefan falls backwards, but not before causing Mr. Pink to lose his balance as well. Stefan hits the canvas and Mr. Pink slides off the top of the cage, landing over the top rope, straddled, his groin taking ALL of the impact!!!
Crowd: Ooooooooohhhhh!
Pryce: And Mr. Pink not going to enjoy that landing!!
Bones: I didn't enjoy that landing, and I'm at least twenty feet away!
Sparrow: Stefan has a real chance now, he's starting to stir. No one else is in shape to stop him.
Stefan starts making it to his feet, still a bit dazed. He begins toward the cage wall, but under a crimson mask and wooziness, he is unable to steadily climb. Knowing that it would be a matter of time before his opponents were back in this thing, he thinks fast. Stefan begins removing the large bolt hinges that connect the cage walls at the corners. He struggles a great deal, but manages to get the center bolt out of its place and it drops down onto the outside floor. He now focuses on the bottom bolt, but is unable to get it free from its place. Stefan heads to the next corner, removing the center bolt from it, and again struggles with the bottom bolt. However, he manages to get this one free. But by now, Tyler was starting to get back to his feet, as was Brendan. Stefan keeps hold of this bolt, and he rushes at Tyler with it, but instead takes a spinning wheel kick to the face. The bolt drops down in the ring and Stefan is down.
Pryce: He's taken some of the bolts out of the cage! How can it be sturdy?
Bones: Those things are like a ton of steel, it will be just fine.
Pryce: His plan didn't work though as it has taken him far too long to try and "break" his way out.
Sparrow: Aryze and McCutchins both having a similar idea here. Both of them are climbing the cage now!
Both Tyler and Brendan begin make their ascent, a few feet from each other, both of them climbing the cage wall which had been tampered with. We can hear the creeks and cranks as it strains. The two men continue climbing. Their bodies battered and worn, they opt to race it out rather than try anything more high risk. Aryze is slightly faster making his way up. McCutchins loses his grip a few times and this slows him down. As Tyler begins recovering ground, he is stopped short as Mr. Pink grabs hold of him from the cage and easily pulls the weary Tyler from it into a one handed press slam. Tyler manages to escape the impact though as he is able to hop off of Pink's grip mid-flight. This did not, however save him from being bludgeoned from behind by Stefan Xavier who NAILS him in the back of the head with the hinge bolt.
Pryce: Stefan just blasted Tyler with that bolt! That's solid steel!
Bones: Nighty Night Tyler! Haha!
Sparrow: That is our boss' brother!
Bones: Yeah, exactly it's his brother, not our boss!
Tyler hits the mat and is out of it. Stefan now charges Mr. Pink with the bolt, swinging it at him like a baseball bat, but Mr. Pink ducks out of the way and moves under the shot. Stefan stops short and turns around, only to be SPEARED by Mr. Pink right INTO THE CAGE WALL! Meanwhile, Brendan Aryze had made it over the cage wall, and was just beginning his descent to the floor below. But the force, momentum and strain of both Stefan and Mr. Pink colliding with the weakened cage wall send it toppling from it's frame as the remaining bolts snap under the pressure, this sends the cage wall crashing down and buckling as it hits the guardrail, followed by Stefan and Mr. Pink. Aryze is pinned beneath the fallen wreck and neither he, Stefan, or Mr. Pink are moving at all.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Pryce: My GOD! This is pure carnage! There may be serious injuries out here!
Bones: What do we do now?
Sparrow: I don't know, all three of them are on the outside, and none of them are moving.
Bones: So who wins?
The referee makes his way to Morgan and begins discussing things with her as paramedics rush to the aid of all the participants. As the medics tend to the combatants, Morgan Winstone stands from her ringside seat and makes the announcement of the referee's decision.
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen, although all three men came down on the outside of the ring...Stefan Xavier and Mr. Pink never touched the floor as the cage wall is what they landed on. The only man who's feet touched the outside floor during the crash....the winner of this match and number one contender for the International Championship....BREEENDAAAAAN ARYYYYYYYYYZE!!!!!!!
Pryce: And Brendan Aryze making history here tonight. He is now the number one contender for the International Championship...after only his second match here in RoR! What an opportunity!
Bones: I knew he'd win, I said it all along!
Sparrow: Uh, no. You chose Mr. Pink.
Bones: Don't put words in my mouth, I said it was going to be Aryze the whole time!
Pryce: The major question in my mind, is can he even compete...can any of them compete after what just occurred? Medical staff still out here checking on their conditions.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 22:33:03 GMT -5
Winstone: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the RoR Tag Team Championships!
Suddenly the RoR-tron comes to life with the image of a burning pentagram. The flames dance brilliantly, illuminating the stage and a small part of the crowd. A spotlight now centers on stage. Piano chords begin a haunting melody, accompanied by heavy drum beats. Slowly the burning symbol begins to disintegrate as ash and burning embers are lifted upward and out of view. As the fiery symbol vanishes, it leaves behind a phrase burnt into the background of the screen......THE ONLY ONE! Pyros shoot up from the stage as our melody finally kicks into guitar.
You know you're not the only one When they all come crashing down, midflight, You know you're not the only one. When they're so alone they find a back door out of life. You know you're not the only one.
"The Only One" by Evanescence continues to play as Sarah finally walks out onto the stage, wearing her signature "You Don't Matter" tee, a pair of black form fitted pants, wrestling cut high heeled boots and the silver pentacle chain she always wore. Kris Slade walks out behind her with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Behind him is Destiny Michaels. The trio is greeted with a heavy dose of boos from the crowd.
Winstone: Introducing first, the challengers…being accompanied to the ring by Desinty Michaels… KRIS SLADE AND SARAH TWILIGHT....THE TRIIIIINIIIITYYYYYYY!!!
They begin moving down the ramp, Destiny bringing up the rear. Slade flips off the camera and blows smoke directly at it as Sarah smirks, soaking in the “adoration” from the fans.
Pryce: Here come two people that are probably some of the craziest people I’ve ever seen in my life.
Bones: You forgot to mention that they are the future Tag Team Champions Pryce.
Sparrow: That’s because they may not be Bones, the Pollos have proven to be unbeatable in tag team competition so far. The Trinity will have their work cut out for them here tonight.
They reach the ring. Sarah hopping up onto the apron as Slade throws his cigarette down on the ground, flipping off the crowd as he does so. They enter the ring, each member climbing up to a middle turnbuckle as pyro explodes above them. Sarah poses, as if for her own amusement, as Slade mouths off the crowd.
“The Only One” suddenly gives way to “Eat It” as red and white lights start flashing around the Penitentiary.
How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan. So eat it, just eat it.
Herbie makes his way out onto the stage, getting booed by the crowd.
Bones: Well there’s your buddy Sparrow. Look at that fat slob!
Sparrow: Have you even taken the time to get to know him at all?! It’s actually a pretty nice guy!
Pryce: That’s enough you two! Don’t forget, Los Pollos have the tag titles under Freecock rules. Twilight and Slade have no idea which two Poll…
Sparrow: There’s your answer Pryce.
Herbie has motioned to the back and out strut Cinco and Soup, each with an RoR Tag Team Championship belt around their waist.
Winstone: And their opponents, from Tijuana, Mex…
All of the sudden Los Pollos’ buddy, Javier Guerrero hops into the ring and snatches the mic from Morrigan.
Bones: Hey!
The Juice: Damas y caballeros, yo soy complacido para introducir su jugo jugoso ROR Campeones Mundiales de Equipo de Etiqueta. Lleve al anillo por Herbie, la cabeza de proveer comida, en un peso combinado de ochocientos y cuarenta dos. El individuo de conducta desviada Oscuro de la Carne, Pollo Negro V. ¡El más Grande del Gallus Grapplers, Súper Pollo! ¡Son LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS EXCELENTES!!!
Bones: Oh you got to be kidding me! These morons need their own special ring announcer! … GAY!
Soup and Cinco slide into the ring, playing to the crowd as they get booed heavily. Both Pollos jump down as their music cuts out. The ref takes both championship belts, holding them high in the air before handing them to a stagehand. The ref is about to ring the bell, but is interrupted by…
Bones (with a mic in his hand): Wait just one minute their Mr. Official!
Sparrow: What are you doing?!
Pryce: Sit down! Come back!
Bones makes his from the announce table to the ring. He climbs inside, getting a very mixed reaction.
Bones: Before this match starts, I have something to s…
All of the sudden, Soup snatches the mic away from RoR’s color commentator. He’s about to say something, but Bones snatches the mic right back…much to the shock of the Pollo clan.
Bones: Don’t ever take my mic you little feathered fuck.
The crowd cheers, mainly because of who the comment was directed towards.
Bones: I have something to say, and you will listen. Do you wanna know why Voltage was cancelled? … It wasn’t because it was a bad show, and it wasn’t because of Harvey. It was because of you assholes making a mockery of this company!
The Pollos’ body language tells the story. Basically it says, “Gimme a break!”
Bones: You don’t deserve to be in a wrestling ring, let alone hold the RoR Tag titl…
Soup again snatches the mic away from Bones.
Soup: Just who in the hell do you think you are? Huh?!
Cinco: I know this one! That’s Bonesaw McGraw, the most annoying commentator in the history of wrestling!
Soup: Not to mention the…
Bones snatches the mic, not in the mood for Los Pollos’ antics.
Bones: I told you…not to take…my mic.
Bones hauls off and punches Soup right in the jaw, causing him to stagger backwards. Cinco attempts to get his hands on Bones, but Twilight and Slade step between the commentator and 1/3 of RoR’s Tag champs. Bones just smiles, arrogantly waving as he exits the ring and takes his seat at the announce table.
Sparrow: Didn’t you learn anything the first time you stepped up to the Pollos?
Bones: They don’t scare me. Sure, they kicked my ass once but tonight I got the last laugh!
Pryce: Yeah…because the Trinity stepped in to help you.
Sparrow: Anyway, with Super and BP defending the Tag Team Championships I guess that would mean that El Hijo is the Pollo competing in the Six Pack Challenge later on.
Cinco tries calming Soup down as he tries to get at Bones. Eventually Cinco gets Soup out to the apron, leaving Cinco in the ring with Slade. The ref rings the bell, finally starting the match. The two meet in the center of the ring and begin talking trash to one another. Cinco throws the first punch, but it’s blocked and Slade connects with a punch of his own. Cinco throws another punch, but it is blocked again. Slade connects with another punch.
Pryce: I don’t think I would try exchanging blows with Slade if I were BP.
Sparrow: Clearly Slade is the better brawler of the two.
Slade’s shots come faster and more furious, sending the Dark Meat Deviant reeling backwards. Cinco ends up in the Los Pollos corner, allowing Soup to tag his partner on the shoulder. Slade noticed it and immediately grabs Soup by the head and pulls him into the ring. Soup bounces back to his feet and takes a punch to the face.
Bones: Haha! Wonder if he’s getting tired of that!
Slade’s attention turns back to Cinco, who has come out the corner in an attempt to aid his partner. Slade clotheslines Cinco over the top rope and then does the same to Soup. Slade immediately leans over the top rope, talking some serious trash to the tag champs as the crowd boos.
Pryce: Slade looking very good here in the early going!
Bones: And it’s great! Haha!
Sparrow: Impressive to say the leas…oooo thank you.
Bones: Get that out of here!
Bones swats away the bucket of Pollo Bucket chicken that Herbie put on the announce table. The bucket falls to the floor, fried chicken spilling everywhere.
Sparrow: Hey! I was gonna eat that!
Bones: Big deal! You’re really going to help keep that grease shack in business after these idiots got us thrown off of FOX?!
Sparrow: Get over yourself Bones! It wasn’t all the Pollos fault!
Meanwhile, Soup climbs back in the ring. He immediately gets kicked in the stomach and falls victim to a Slade snap suplex. Soup gets to his feet, but Slade is behind him. Slade grabs Soup’s arms, pulling them across the super chicken’s chest. This turns into a cross armed German suplex that Slade calls the…
Bones: Straight to Hell and Back! It’s going to be over early! 1!...T…
Sparrow: Not likely Bones! Super kicks out!
Slade pops up to his feet, as does Soup. Slade takes a big swing at Soup, but he dodges and hits a dropkick to Slade’s knee. He knows that he has to stay on the offensive, immediately locking in a rear naked choke. Slade fights to his feet. Despite that, Soup maintains the hold. Slade struggles and struggles but he’s unable to get out of the hold. Finally, he drops down to his butt and flips Soup over his shoulder. This quick counter allows Slade to lock an arm bar on Soup. One half of the last PPV’s main event struggles, but Slade has a tight hold on the arm bar. Cinco gets in the ring and stomps Slade’s chest hard.
Bones: That’s a disqualification! Come on ref!
Pryce: That?! It’s part of tag team wrestling you jackass! No wonder nobody likes you!
Bones: They don’t like me because I’m not afraid to tell it how it is!
Cinco has been escorted back to the apron by the ref. Slade and Soup get to their feet. Soup is the first to get a shot in, kicking Slade in the gut. Soup gets another kick in before he bounces off the ropes.
Sparrow: Tornado DD…no, Super turned it into a cradle! Nice move!
Pryce: 1!...2!...Thr
Bones: Yes! Slade kicks out!
Slade springs to his feet, but Soup quickly takes him down with a snapmare. Slade has been left in a sitting position, which allows Soup to hit a soccer kick to his foes back. Soup is feeling pretty good about himself, slapping Slade across the back of the head. He hits another soccer kick to Soup’s back. This draws Twilight into the ring. She charges and levels Soup with a clothesline. This doesn’t keep Soup down long, but Twilight is able to quickly hook him and connect with a T-Bone suplex. Twilight then grabs Slade by the ankle and pulls him towards Trinity’s corner.
Bones: Brilliant move! Oh yeah! Twilight makes the tag!
Pryce: So does Super!
Cinco and Twilight come into the ring. Twilight charges and gets backdropped by Cinco. Cinco stays on the offense with a standing moonsault. Goes for a quick cover.
Pryce: 1!...No, Twilight with a quick kick out!
Cinco bounces off the ropes, catching Twilight with a hurricanrana as she tries to get to her feet. The Dark Meat Deviant is about to continue his offense, but Destiny hops up on the apron as a distraction.
Sparrow: Oh come on! I know she works for Twilight now, but this is uncalled for!
Bones: No harm no foul.
Destiny starts bad mouthing Cinco, but is pulled off the apron by Herbie. Herbie is slapped for his efforts.
Bones: That’s what the idiot gets! He should have never put his hands on Destiny!
Herbie looks at Destiny in shock as Cinco exits the ring. He gets in Destiny’s face, clearly ignoring the ref’s count.
1… 2… 3… 4…
Twilight has gotten back to her feet.
5… 6…
Twilight reaches over the top rope, grabbing Cinco by the mask. Cinco quickly turns and hangs Twilight up on the rope. He slides back inside. He quickly hits a stunned Twilight with an Iconoclasm!
Sparrow: That’s it! Bones your Trinity is in trouble!
Bones: No!
Pryce: Oh yes! 1!...2!...Thr…
Bones: Yes! Thank god for Slade!
Slade came in and broke up the pin, stomping Cinco hard in the back of the head. This brings Soup back into the ring and he begins brawling with Slade. Super Pollo dropkicks Slade out of the ring. With Black Pollo V and Twilight still recovering and Slade on the mat, Soup back up and suicide dives out of the ring taking them both down. There is a pop from the crowd as the Soup does this.
Sparrow: Tremedous highflying ability there from Soup to make sure Slade stays down for awhile.
Pryce: But Soup is out of this for awhile as well. That leaves Cinco and Twilight in the ring with no one to tag to.
Cinco pulls Twilight up but she begins fighting back with lefts and rights. She then irish whips him into the turnbuckle, followed by a running forearm. She then follows up with a jumping neckbreaker to Cinco. She quickly tries to make the cover. 1...2... Cinco kicks out. She pulls up Cinco again and slaps on the Royal Butterfly attempting to make him tap out now. He fights but she keeps the hold locked in.
Bones: Yes.... Trinity is going to win this. There is no way out of this hold.
Pryce: It certainly doesn't look good for Cinco at this point.
Sparrow: No... here comes Soup.
Bones: Damn
Super Pollo charges into the ring and kicks Sarah Twilight in the chin making her drop the hold. He immediately heads into his corner and waits for Cinco to come to. He holds his arm out as the crowd actually begins to chant for Cinco to make the tag. Cinco crawls to his corner as Twilight tries to recover from that harsh shot to her chin. Cinco is in her corner and almost makes the tag but Twilight grabs his leg. He kicks her off and tags in Soup as there again is another pop from the crowd for Soup.
Sparrow: And this one is looking all Pollo now. Soup is fresh, Twilight has been in the ring for awhile and Slade is down and out still. All Soup has to do is hit some big moves and win this.
Pryce: Do you really think The Trinity is going to make it that easy.
Sparrow: It doesn't look like they have much of a choice here.
With Twilight reeling, Soup comes in and hits a rolling sole kick on Twilights face. With her down, he backs up and nails her with a soccer kick to the back. As she grabs her back and pain, he waits for her to get up. He grabs her and signals for the Pick Up and Delivery.
Bones: Dammit, I hate this move. I hate these guys. I hate this match.
Sparrow: It looks like it is the end for Twilight now.
Pryce; Twilight needs a miracle to get out of this one.
But that miracle comes as Kris Slade jumps on the apron and hits a running clothesline on Black Pollo V sending him crashing into the barricade below. The ref is distracted by this and turns his head for just a moment. Destiny begrudgingly slides into the ring and right before he is about to hit the Pick Up and Delivery, Destiny sweeps his leg making him drop Twilight. Destiny slides out of the ring as the ref turns back to the match at hand. He turns around right in time to see Twilight grab Soup and hit the Twilight Zone on him.
Pryce: Son of a bitch... that slave stip takes a effect and Destiny helps Twilight get the upperhand. And Slade made sure tp take care of Cinco... and took himself out in the process.
Sparrow: Twilight is hooking the leg and this might be it.
Bones: This is the greatest match in RoR history.
Sarah Twilight hooks the leg of Super Pollo and the ref makes the count.
1...2...3
"The Only One" hits the P.A as Sarah Twilight gets up and celebrates in victory as there is a chorus of boos being heard throughout the arena. Kris Slade, battered and beaten, slides into the ring to join her. The ref is about to hand Sarah and Kris the tag titles but she refuses them. She then insists that Destiny award them the titles. Destiny grabs the titles and reluctantly hands them to Twilight and Slade. Twilight then makes her raise their arms in victory. Meanwhile, the Pollos are outside the ring, not pleased with the results.
Sparrow: That is just degrading to Destiny. And they cheated the Pollos out of the titles.
Bones: What goes around comes around. Maybe now that they aren't champions anymore we will get our television deal back.
Pryce: Either way, the Pollos had this one if it wasn't for dirty dealings by the Trinity.
Winstone: Here are your winners and new tag team champions.... Sarah Twilight and Kris Slade.... THE TRINITY!!!
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 22:41:38 GMT -5
Winstone: The Following contest is a street fight for the Fox Network Television title... Introducing first.
“Glenn’s Theme” by Yatsunori Mitsuda (Chrono Trigger OST) hits the P.A as Gideon Goldmane appears on the rampway with his head bowed like a knight. He walks down to the ring ready to take on the challenge that challenging for the Fox Network Television title brings. He slaps a few hands as he walks to ringside. He then slides underneath the bottom rope and waits for The Scorpion to walk out.
Winstone: The Knight Exemplar... GIDEON GOLDMANE!
Sparrow: Goldmane looks ready for this match. He is ready to get his first taste of RoR Gold!
Pryce: But Scorpion is unpinned here in RoR. The only person who ties him in that category is Rachel Cole. The Scorpion is a tough competitor and a future world title contender.
Sparrow: But there is a reason why Gideon was chosen to be apart of the Youth Movement... he is a competitor through and through.
"My Mind's Eye" by Sirenia hits and everyone in the arena answers with a chorus of boos. The Scorpion makes his way to the ring with his Television title outstretched in his arms. He walks down to the ring paying no attention to anyone who is booing him. He slides into the ring and holds up his title that the referee grabs from him. He stares down Goldmane... but Goldmane doesn't back down.
Bones: I hate this guy!
Sparrow: Hate him or not... he is ruthless and he thinks he has some kind of purpose.
Pryce: Imagine what he could do in a street fight.
Sparrow: I don't want to imagine.
The bell rings and Gideon and The Scorpion start laying lefts and rights into eachother immediately. The Scorpion immediately gets the upperhand and irish whips Gideon into the turnbuckle. The Scorpion follows up with a clothesline in the corner. Gideon attempts to go for a bulldog to recover but The Scorpion reverses and shoves his knee into Gideon's face. The Scorpion follows up with a dragon suplex that sends him into the mat. He then follows up with a belly to belly suplex.
Pryce: The Scorpion is on fire tonight. He is not letting Gideon get any sort of offense OR defense in.
Sparrow: I think he is proving that not only is he a great champion, but dangerous.
Bones: Again, I don't mind seeing the wizard get his ass kicked but I'm not fond of Scorpion either.
Gideon tries to come to with punches and kicks to The Scorpion, but he just ducks them and sends Gideon back to the turnbuckle. He pulls him atop the turnbuckle and lays him into the mat with a beautiful looking suplex. With Gideon down for the count, The Scorpion refuses to pin him. Instead, he slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair.
Pryce: This is not going to be good.
Sparrow: It looks like The Scorpion has some bad intentions with those steel chairs.
Pryce: Well... in his mind they are good intentions.
Gideon struggles to get up as The Scorpion raises the steel chair high above his head. He slams it down with a supreme conviction. It connects with Goldmane's head and Goldmane goes back down. The Scorpion stabs him with the edge of the chair right in the ribs. He then pulls Gideon back up and pounds him with the chair once again... landing it right on his cranium. The Scorpion throws the chair down and goes for the cover. 1...2...kickout.
Sparrow: Wow, after that beating with the chair, Gideon Goldmane managed to kick ou
Pryce: But how much longer can he last? The Scorpion is one hundred percent and Gideon is ALREADY beaten badly.
The Scorpion doesn't look upset but instead very pleased with Gideon's fight. He picks up Gideon and slams the steel chair over his head once again. He then grabs Gideon and leans him on the ropes. He then throws him over onto the apron and wraps his arms with the ropes hanging him up. The crowd gasps as Gideon Goldmane is in perfect crucifiction pose on the ropes.
Pryce: That is in horrible taste.
Sparrow: Wow... did Scorpion intend him to be hung up in THAT position?
Bones: Of course he did. He's crazy!
The Scorpion takes the steel chair and slams it over Gideon's head again. He then follows up with another chair shot to his chest. Then one to the face. He then hops up off the apron and nails him the knees with the steel chair.Gideon begins to bleed from the head as The Scorpion climbs back up on the apron and slams him in the face with the chair again. And again. And again. And once more.
Pryce: Okay, this is impossible to watch.
Sparrow: I agree. He is just torturing Gideon now.
Bones: Grow a pair.
The Scorpion keeps him hung up and hits the ringside. He goes underneath the ring and pulls out a table. He sets it up near where Gideon is hung up. He then releases Goldmane and his falls to ringside. The Scorpion then grabs him and hits the Lament of Innocence through the table and "Holy Shit" chants begin as Gideon crashes through the table.
Pryce: That is enough. There cannot be anymore fight left in Gideon. He has to be unconscious at this point.
Sparrow: The Scorpion said he wanted to destroy Gideon and that is what he is doing right now.
The Scorpion hooks Gideon's leg and the ref begins the count. 1...2... there is a huge cheer as Gideon's shoulder pops up in some kind of miracle.
Pryce: I don't believe. How can anyone survive through that?
Sparrow: That is unbelievable, he just got crucified, pelted with a chair, and slammed through a table... and still he can kick out. Gideon is quite the warrior.
Bones: I had no idea that 1 ups existed in real life... but Gideon must have grabbed one early on.
Even the Scorpion looks surprised that Gideon kicked out. He grabs Gideon and pulls him back up and slides him into the ring. He grabs the chair again for good measure. He slams the chair over Gideon's head once more sending him to the mat. The Scorpion then irish whips him into the turnbuckle and once again grabs him up and places him on the top turnbuckle. The Scorpion grabs the chair and slams it over Gideon's head once again for good measure. He then throws it into the middle of the ring. With Gideon bleeding badly from the head, The Scorpion hits a Diamond Cutter off of the top turnbuckle landing both men in the middle of the mat.
Pryce: Oh my god!
Sparrow: Oh My God!
Bones: Oh my Jacob... I mean God!
Pryce: That was one hell of a move! Gideon has to be far gone now. The Scorpion calls that move The Revelation and it is a killer.
The Scorpion finally makes the pin attempt. 1...2...3! The Bell rings and The Scorpion's music hits the P.A. He leaves the ring and grabs his title leaving Gideon Goldmane a bloody mess in the middle of the ring.
Winstone: Here is your winner and STILL RoR FOX NETWORK TELEVISION CHAMPION... The SCORPPIIIIIOOOONNNNN!!!
Pryce: And mercifully, this one is over with. Gideon is a beaten mess and The Scorpion is still Fox Network Television champion.
Sparrow: EMTs are on their way out to help Goldmane, but remember The Scorpion has two more defenses until he gets a main event title defense with a stipulation of his choice.
Pryce: The question is, can anyone beat the Scorpion?
Cameras go to the back and we see Harvey walking towards the ring. He looks a lot better than earlier. He’s wearing a powder blue tie, a black dress shirt, and some black slacks. It appears that he’s walking to the ring.
Bones: Yes! Moment of truth time!
Sparrow: Folks, in case you missed it last week, this is a very tough time in RoR. Just take a look.
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 23:40:28 GMT -5
Harvey: There you have it! Next Thursday, right here in the RoR Penitentiary it will be Natalie Burrows .vs. Rachel Cole for the RoR Cham…
TMH: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey…
The crowd boos as Tina-Marie Hawkins makes her way out onto the stage. She has a mic in her hand and a very arrogant smile on her face. She’s about to say something when Harvey cuts her off.
Harvey: Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the buzzkill for the evening. What do you want Ms. Hawkins?
Tina just laughs.
TMH: Harvey, I just wanted to come out here and say congratulations.
Harvey is about say something but he is cut off this time.
TMH: No, really. I applaud you for putting together such a huge main event for your up coming PPV…unfortunately…*crowd boos cutting her off*
Bones: Oh no.
Pryce: What does she mean unfortunately?
TMH: Breakout will be a big night for your so called company, no doubt. Unfortunately for you Harvey, that did not save your TV deal with FOX.
The crowd boos as Harvey gets an uneasy look on his face.
Harvey: What are you talking about?
TMH: You see Harvey, I was just on the phone with my boss…and he agreed that your show no longer belonged on the network.
Boos rip through the crowd as Tina’s arrogant smile gets even wider. She begins laughing.
TMH: Harvey…YOU’RE CANCELLED!
All of the sudden “Changing” hits the PA system.
Bathing in the afterglow; A chance at luck and pride. Where we end up we can never know. And all I know is we seem to be
Changing, better to turn and walk away. Fading, all these lights just turn to gray. Changing, better to turn and walk away. But the strange thing Is that I don't feel a thing.
Harvey walks out, clearly all business as he hurries to the ring. His music cuts out as he grabs a mic. The crowd still cheers very loudly as Harvey motions for them to settle down.
Harvey: Ladies and gentlemen, please let me have your attention. I have some news.
The crowd does as Harvey asks, allowing him to continue.
Harvey: Now as you just saw, RoR’s Wednesday Night Voltage was thrown off of FOX last week. *boos* I know how you guys feel, and rest assured that I have done everything in my power to get RoR a new TV deal. I’ve called all the networks: HBO, Showtime, ESPN, Spike…and I…I…I wasn’t able to get anywhere.
Harvey wants to continue, but instead he lets the booing crowd voice their displeasure for a moment. Finally, he begins to talk again.
Harvey: I don’t want any of you to worry. Just because RoR doesn’t have a TV deal doesn’t mean we’re going anywhere. In fact, RoR will come to you LIVE on PPV May 12th and…
All of the sudden an all too familiar voice hits the PA system.
TMH: Harvey…Harvey…Harvey.
Tina-Marie Hawkins comes out onto the stage with a mic in her hand. She walks down to the ring, getting a lot of boos from the crowd. She steps into the ring, smugly smiling at Harvey.
TMH: Harvey, you just don’t get it. Your product is awful. That’swhy you were cancelled and that’s why no network will ever, ever pick up your worthless show.
All of the sudden “Sweet Sacrifice” begins playing.
It's true, we're all a little insane. But it's so clear, Now that I'm unchained.
Fear is only in our minds, Taking over all the time. Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.
You poor sweet innocent thing. Dry your eyes and testify. You know you live to break me. Don't deny. Sweet sacrifice.
Both Harvey and Tina look pretty confused. However, when a man wearing glasses, a black coat with white pen stripes, and designer jeans walks out…Tina looks like she’s seen a ghost. The man enters the ring and takes the mic from Tina as the music cuts out.
? ? ?: You…I’ll get you in a minute.
The man turns to Harvey.
? ? ?: Harvey, I don’t believe we’ve ever officially met. I am Kevin Reilly…President of the FOX Network.
Harvey’s face visibly lights up as the crowd cheers.
Reilly: Now, I know what took place last Wednesday so I thought I’d better come to Seattle to clear a few things up. Harvey, FOX never decided to cancel you. In fact, we believe that Voltage can and will become a staple of the network. So…
Kevin pulls a paper out of his jacket.
Reilly: What I have in my hand is a contract that grants RoR Wednesday Night Voltage a full time slot on the network. But that’s not all Harvey. FOX wants RoR to become a global phenomenon. I heard what you said about possibly taking RoR over seas, well I want to help make that happen. So what I’ve done is arranged two weeks worth of business meetings for you over seas.
Kevin turns to Tina.
Reilly: Now Tina, for those two week you will be in charge of Voltage. *boos* But due to your actions I’m not so sure you can be trusted, so rest assured…for those two weeks I will personally be watching you. Like…a…hawk!
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 23:42:13 GMT -5
Pryce: There goes the bell and we are starting off! Partial and Ferarri are deadlocked on each other. No one else seems to be there to them as these two storm straight for each other. Ferrari with a right hand, Partial returns it. Neither one of them backing off.
Bones: That nut Rob Williams just jumped onto Mikola's back to start this off! What an idiot! Mikola LAUNCHES him off with ease!
Sparrow: Johnson just clotheslined Hijo to the outside and he LEAPS over the top crashing into him! What a start for Johnson! Mikola is now stalking Williams. A few hard shots to the ribs and Williams is feeling it, but he returns with a headbutt. Mikola is staggered now...and Williams rushes in for.... a big boot?! Mikola ducks!!! He grabs Williams and now these two spill over to the outside!!
Bones: Oh and look at this! Partial and Ferrari are still going at it! Now they've backed off finally to regroup!
Pryce: And here they go again! Ferrari rushes Partial with a head off steam, he is taken over with an armdrag and he covers up, expecting further asault. Partial allows him to get to his feet. He looks a bit surprised here. He moves in again, and goes down courtesy of a drop toe hold. Partial applies a short arm scissors without hesitation. Referee is in checking for a possible submission.
Sparrow: Woah! Look at this! Mikola just HAULED Williams up like he weighed NOTHING! He has him in a military press!!! Williams is fighting here but Mikola drops him!!
Pryce: Mikola now with a running leg drop and Williams moves! Mikola eats canvas...and look at the speed of Williams, he's up and NAILS a running dropkick to the face of Mikola. This action is crazy! OUCH! Hijo was just introduced to the ringpost face first courtesy of Jack Johnson! He is relentless out there...he's now smashing Hijo's face into the concrete floor!
Bones: Ha! Make some chicken dumpling soup out of that idiot!
Sparrow: Johnson is putting the fists to Hijo right here in front of us. Hijo with a block and he springs up....clothesline!!! The impact! That nearly beheaded Jack!
Pryce: We may have an early victory here! Mikola has Williams up....Impact Spinebuster!!! Williams is devastated and rolls out of the ring. That's not going to work! Falls count anywhere!!!
Bones: Mikola rolls to the outside and covers Williams. We may have a new champion right now!He covers...ref is there for the count. 1....2....NO!!! Jack Johnson out of nowhere with a kick to the side of Mikola's head, breaking the count!
Sparrow: Ferrari's arm is being YANKED from its socket and he is saying No to quitting. But Partial keeps applying the pressure. Ferarri is in a bunch of trouble here if he doesn't get free.
Pryce: Ferrari must have heard you here. He rolls all of his weight over while Partial still has the arm scissors locked in. He just turned it into a pinning attempt. Referee gets into position, Partial breaks the hold. Not even a one count.
Bones: Mikola is up and he looks PISSED! He heads right after Johnson and now he delivers an Impact Spinebuster to him! But wait! Williams rushes in with a shoulder tackle on Mikola, staggering the Monster back! And now these two are back at it!
Pryce: Hijo is already busted open and feeling the effects But somehow he's back to his feet. He stalks Johnson here on the outside...he has an electrical cord! Johnson is getting up slowly and aching. He just saw the electrical cord and is scrambling and DAMN! He just grabbed the time keeper's chair and SMASHED Hijo in the head with it! He did what he had to do to buy himself some time. Williams is working Mikola over here with a combination of fists and hard kicks. Mikola SHOVES Williams off. Williams rushes back in and Mikola catches him...he's taking him up......he has him up! OUCH!! Mikola never got to finish...was that Ferrari?
Bones: Ferrari just aimed himself at Partial for Right Down The Middle...but he sidestepped and he collided with Mikola instead!!! Williams gets a breather in the corner. Mikola is down, Ferrari seemed to hurt his arm more on the impact.
Pryce: Partial is still up, he's measuring Ferrari here....wait here comes Jack Johnson on the apron...springboard clothesline off the ropes and he connetcs! Partial goes down. On the outside Hijo is crawling towards the ring. Hijo pulls himself into the ring and he's...he's draping an arm over Mikola!!! Ref is there to see it...1....2.....NO!!! Mikola LAUNCHES Hijo off of him. Johnson has his sights set on Partial and....
Sparrow: Ferrari out of nowhere! He spins him around! THE FULL COUNT!!! Just like that!!! Ref is there for the count.....1....2....3..NO!!!! Hijo manages to break it up but just BARELY!!!
Pryce: Mikola is up....and his sights are set on Ferarri. Here's Robbie with a quick jab and Mikola returns with a HUGE uppercut! I think he may have almost taken Robbie out of his boots with that one!!!
Bones: Ferrari staggers back and falls into the ropes...but look at him...he bounces right off with a spinning heel kick! It hits and Mikola goes down! Robbie is still out of it and only determination kept him going!
Pryce: Ferrari is back up...Mikola is up. Robbie with a cross body attempt..but he gets caught! Mikola tosses him over the top with a fall away slam!!! The Russian Hammer now follows to the outside. Partial pulls himself through the ropes to the outside, looking for something...and look at this...Partial and Mikola's eyes meet! That staredown is intense!!
Sparrow: They are locked on target and are making a beeline for each other! Look at the fists fly! Mikola grabs Partial now and hauls him up for a military press! But he slides out of it and pulls him down for a neckbreaker!!! And Ferrari just crawled over onto the cover! Ferrari is covering Mikola after Partial put him down! Ref there for it...1.....2....NO! Mikola kicks out with authority! Robbie scrambles to his feet and CLOTHESLINE by Partial! Ferrari's head BOUNCES off the concrete floor!
Bones: I don't think he was too happy with him trying to sneak a pinfall.
Sparrow: Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
Pryce: Partial turns his attention back to Mikola. But Ferrari provided enough of a distraction here. Mikola catches him by surprise with a belly to belly suplex!! Hijo has pulled himself up from the ring and he is a bit dazed. Here comes Johnson straight for him....Hijo with lightning reflexes as he takes Jack over for a powerslam!!! Williams is back up and begins trading blows once again with Mikola as the two go back to square one. The barrage of blows is short lived! Williams with a smart move, dropkick to the knee!!! Mikola goes down!
Sparrow: Hijo is still out here lurking and what is he doing? Getting a closer look here. Mikola is enraged now with Williams and slams his fists as he climbs back to his feet...Williams with a haymaker attempt and it's ducked...Mikola locks Williams up....PAIN BEFORE PLEAS.....WAIT! Hijo with a chop block to the back of Mikola's knee! He falls back and ALL of Williams' weight comes CRASHING down on him!!!! Williams has a cover attempt!!! Ref is there...1....2....3...NO!!! Mikola kicks out!!!
Bones: Ferrari is up and he's rushing Partial...who just BLASTED him with a monitor!!! But he's not going for the cover!!! Meanwhile, Hijo slides himself into the ring....oh boy...Johnson rolls in from the other side. These two come face to face in the center of the ring!!!
Pryce: They nod slightly to each other and here they go!!! Hijo takes Johnson for an irish whip, Johnson leapfrog on the return. Back again and Hijo with a hip toss attempt, it's blocked and Johnson now with a hip toss! Hijo is quickly back to his feet and Johnson meets him with a dropkick. Hijo goes down and Johnson off the ropes again. Hijo is up, he ducks a clothesline attempt and pulls Johnson down with a reverse face buster!
Bones: Mikola is up on the outside...Williams is up...Double CLOTHESLINE!! They both had the same idea and both men are down!
Sparrow: Johnson gets back to his feet and Hijo with a german suplex!! He's climbing to the top and LEAPS off for a diving senton!!! Johnson rolls out of the way and Hijo CRASHES into the canvas!!! He is dazed and OUT of it! Partial slides into the ring and capitalizes as he takes Johnson goes up and over with a snap armdrag....Partial holding onto the arm, and heads to the corner. He's climbing....IMPARTIALITY!!! Partial NAILS it!!!! He drops down for the cover now....ref in place....1....2....WAIT!!!
Bones: There's Williams! He just YANKED Partial off of the pinfall!
Pryce: Partial is up to his feet and he is livid! He's in Williams face...SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! Partial is out!!!
Sparrow: Hijo is back to his feet now, Williams doesn't see him! Rob turns around and dropkick! Williams forced back into the turnbuckle!!! Here comes Hijo...European uppercut and....99 CENT SPECIAL!!!!!
Bones! No! No! No! Not the damn chicken!!!
Sparrow: Hijo looks like he may have this.....NO!!! Mikola, and FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE!!!!! Hijo is OUT!!! Mikola drops for the cover. Ref is there to make the count and no one is there to break it!
Bones: 1!!!!
Pryce: Ferrari trying to make it back into the ring!
Bones: 2!!!!!
Sparrow: He's staggering, he manages to slide in!
Bones: 3!!!!!
Pryce: And he's too late!!!
Bones: Ha! The chickens fall again!!! I love it!
Winstone: Here is your winner, and the NEW International Champion.....MIIIIKOOOOOLAAAAAA!!!!!
Pryce: And tonight a new International Champion is crowned. What a night this has been, and what a fight they just endured!
Sparrow: Breakout has certainly been one hell of a ride thus far!
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Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Mar 10, 2011 23:44:10 GMT -5
A video plays. It shows the events leading up to the main event.
All of the sudden cameras go back stage and we see Rob Williams being beaten down by the masked member of the Trinity!
Sparrow: Oh come on! This is three weeks in a row!
The masked person is severely beating Williams with kicks and punches. Finally, the masked person gets Rob up and slams him through a near by table! The attacker just laughs before cameras head to ringside.
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen it is now time for our featured event of the evening…the Breakout Match for the RoR Championship!
“Innocence” by Halestorm hits the PA system.
[glow=tan,5,500]See it from the outside Running toward the wall Seeing from your blinds eye But you don't know me at all I've been here Too many times before And your tears don't mean a thing I only come when you scream I told you
Just don't follow me home You're just too perfect for my hands to hold If you choose to stay You'll throw it all away And I just want to take your innocence[/glow]
The area right in front of the curtain is bathed in blinding light thanks to a couple of overhead spotlights while coral-colored lights illuminate the rest of the arena, the end result seemingly coloring the air itself. Stepping out into that brilliant light, Natalie Burrows walks to the edge of that blinding spot until she is visible and raises her fists above her head. The movement triggers white and coral pyros to shoot in front of her in criss-crossing sparks, the Southern Belle emerging from the beam of light as the last round fires off.
Bones: This is it! The time for all this buddy buddy bullshit is over!
Pryce: Ever heard of friendly competition?
Bones: It’s a title match! There’s no such thing!
Sparrow: You’re talking out your ass again Bones, it is possible for two friends to give it their all for a championship and still remain friends. Maybe you would know that if anyone could stand to be around you for more than five minutes!
Making her way down the ramp, Natalie’s focus remains on the cage. She listens to all the cheers coming from the crowd, eventually glancing at the crowd that is now on the other side of the chain link fencing. She walks through the gate at the bottom of the ramp and stops. Again, her gaze never leaves the cage.
Bones: Take a good long look girl. That is what you are walking into with your friend!
Natalie walks over to the ring steps, climbing up and slowly entering the cage. She climbs through the ropes, unable to do her normal slide into the ring, and mounts the nearest turnbuckle. She evokes more cheers from the crowd as she raises her hands in the air and more coral pyro shoots out of the four corners of the cage. She lingers on the second turnbuckle for a moment, glancing back at the ladder that rests in the opposite corner before hopping down. She begins stretching, awaiting the arrival of the Cult Classic.
All of the sudden the lights go out in the Penitentiary momentarily. Red lips appear on the RoR-tron and they yell out the words "Cult Classic!" With that a screeching guitar bursts from the P.A system. Blue lights begin to flash on the rampway as "Cult Classic" appears on the tron like the text of the movie Jaws. The opening guitar solo of "Battle Stations" by Winger continues to play. The guitar picks up even more and "The Cult Classic" Rachel Cole comes out from behind the curtain. She is wearing a beanie with a green marijuana leaf on it. Along with the RoR Championship around her waist, she is wearing a white wife beater tank top and some black jeans.
[glow=tan,5,500]Oh Yeah! Hit It![/glow][/color]
The minute this lyric hits the P.A, she throws off her beanie gallons of water pour down from above and Rachel faces upwards as it drenches her. Once the water finishes pouring she slides her hand through her hair. She then points towards the ring with her index finger and then makes her way to the ring.
Bones: Man…anyone have some lotion? I gotta go take care of something real fast.
Sparrow: You’re such a pig!
Bones: What?! A woman like Rachel in a wet white shirt…I’d be dead if I didn’t get a bone…
Pryce: The champ looking totally focused here tonight!
[glow=tan,5,500]Breakin’ out, I’m on a mission, Been caught between heaven and hell. My guitar is my ammunition, Raise the flag, sound the mission bell.[/glow][/color]
While she makes her way down the ring, she takes a look at her surroundings. She nods a little, obviously prepared for what’s in store for her and Natalie. She walks through the gate at the bottom of the ramp, and a stagehand immediately shuts it behind her. He quickly applies a lock to it as Rachel glances back at him.
Pryce: Well, that’s it. No way out now except up and over some of this fencing around us.
[glow=tan,5,500]Everybody always wants control of me, The only way to get it’s over my dead body.[/glow][/color]
Rachel’s eyes are still on the locked gate at the bottom of the ramp as she lets out a big exhale. She turns her attention to cage and walks right up to it. She grabs a hold of it, giving it a good shake. She then walks over to the ring steps, climbing up and very quickly entering the cage. The champ sends a nod in Natalie’s direction as she mounts a turnbuckle, doing the splits and lifting up her right arm towards the fans.
[glow=tan,5,500]Take no prisoners, open fire, Battle stations! Someone’s trying to brainwash me, Battle stations![/glow]
Rachel then heads into the middle of the ring, pulls the RoR Championship off of her waist and holds it up towards the Cult of fans that are in attendance. “Battlestations” cuts out as the ref takes the title from Rachel and gives it to a stagehand. The stagehand quickly exits the cage with the belt, shutting and locking the door as he does so. Both Rachel and Natalie look up at the key, completely aware that they are now trapped inside the cage until one of them can reach it. The cheers from the crowd die down as Morrigan Winstone’s voice comes over the PA system.
Winstone: Ladies and gentlemen, the rules of the Breakout match are as follows. The two superstars will be locked inside the cage, and their only way to escape is to retrieve the key hanging above the ring. Once this is accomplished, they must then exit the ringside area by climbing over the fencing and make their way to the back. Finally, once a superstar exits the RoR Penitentiary with the RoR Championship in their hands they will be declared the winner!
Sparrow: There you have it.
Winstone: And now…introducing first, the challenger…she is from Durham, North Carolina…NNNNNNNNNNNNATALIE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWS!!!
The crowd cheers as the beautiful Southern Belle continues to stretch, never taking her eyes off of Cole.
Winstone: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California…she is the CWC Showcase Champion and reigning RoR Champion… the Cult Classic RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACHEL COLE!!!
Rachel again raises her right arm to the fans, but her focus remains on Natalie the whole time. The ref looks like he’s about to ring the bell, but he is interrupted by the voice of…the CEO Harvey McCutchins? Harvey shows up on the RoR-tron, clearly in a good mood after the night’s earlier events. All that is shown of the CEO is from his neck up.
Harvey: Natalie, Rachel…I know you two are anxious to get this match going, as is everyone else…but I’ve been doing some thinking.
The crowd boos, more due to the interruption than Harvey saying he’s been “thinking”.
Bones: Oh come on Harvey, let’s get this thing going!
Harvey: After reviewing the rules for the Breakout Match, I realized something…it wouldn’t take much for superstars of your caliber to fight out of that cage and find an exit, so I’m making a slight change. Instead of finding just an exit, in order to win tonight you need to find this specially marked exit.
The camera zooms out to show that Harvey is standing in front of a doorway. The trim around the door has been painted gold, but the camera doesn’t zoom out enough to show us exactly where in the arena it is. Natalie and Rachel look intrigued by Harvey’s sudden twist.
Harvey: I have no doubt that you two ladies will put on one hell of match. Good luck to you both!
The camera from backstage cuts out and gives way to Natalie and Rachel exchanging glances in the ring, both smiling cause they know that thing have just been cranked up a notch.
Sparrow: Alright! An Amazing Race twist put on the Breakout Match, I like it!
Bones: Amazing Race? … Really?
Sparrow: Don’t judge me asshole, it’s a good show!
Pryce: Just not as good as Voltage, which is back on FOX by the way.
Bones: No really Pryce!? We all knew it was going to be brought back eventually!
Sparrow: Oh really? Then how come you were out here saying…wait…why do I even bother?
The ref calls for the bell and the two ladies begin circling each other, each one looking for the first opening. Rachel reaches her hand out for a handshake and it is quickly accepted, all be it somewhat cautiously, by Natalie. The crowd cheers, liking the respect that is being shown between two of RoR’s most beloved wrestlers.
Bones: Oh please, what are they going kiss next?! Wait…that’d actually be kinda hot.
Pryce: And it’d only happen in your dreams Bones so let’s stay focused shall we.
Rachel and Natalie are still circling each other, but not for long as Rachel is able to get a side headlock applied on Natalie. The Cult Classic applies firm pressure but Natalie pushes her off, sending Rachel into the ropes. On the ricochet Natalie is able to drop Rachel with a big clothesline. Natalie grabs Rachel’s leg and starts to go for a Figure Four, but Rachel is able to squirm away. The champ quickly pops to her feet and the two come face to face, drawing major cheers from the crowd. Both smile at each other, and Rachel gives Natalie another respect filled nod.
Pryce: Looks like these two are picking up where they left o…oh what a right hand!
Despite all the respect, Rachel belts Natalie with a hard right hand. Natalie responds with a right of her own, which is then met with another right from Rachel. A back and forth begins, each woman putting everything she has behind her blows. Finally, Rachel is able to block one of Natalie’s punches and knees her in the midsection. She hooks one of Natalie’s arms, and attempts to hook the other one but Natalie breaks free. The Southern Belle gets a little separation. She locks eyes with Rachel and finally sends the champ a respectful nod of her own.
Bones: Okay, I’m just going to throw this out there. This “respect” crap doesn’t belong in this kind of match!
Sparrow: What do you want?! They’re friends for god sakes!
Bones: Yeah but in a match like this there needs to be carnage, bloodshed…destruction!
Pryce: Bones…seek help.
The two ladies lock up in a collar and elbow tie up, neither one of them getting the advantage for a few moments. Eventually, Natalie gets the advantage and locks in a wrist lock. Natalie gets in a few good wrenches on Rachel’s arm before Rachel is able to reverse into a hammer lock. Natalie tries to break free but it becomes clear that Rachel won’t let go due to a few struggles so Natalie uses her free arm to elbow Rachel in the side of the head. Rachel has no choice but to let go after Natalie lands a number of hard elbows to the champ’s temple. Natalie then kicks Rachel in the gut and goes for…
Sparrow: Closur…noooo.
Pryce: Whew, that a close call for the champ and she knows it. Burrows just about hit that scissor kick, if she had then she might have been able to just walk out with the championship.
Natalie smirks at Rachel, who is sitting in a corner and breathes a sigh of relief after she dodged a Closure by Natalie. Rachel grabs the top rope and pulls herself up, looking ready for a major fight. Instead of charging Natalie though, Rachel hops up to the top rope and starts climbing up the cage towards the cables!
Pryce: Rachel making the first attempt at the key!
Rachel is able to get her hands on the cables but that’s as far as it goes as Natalie rushes over and grabs the Cult Classic’s ankles. Natalie pulls Rachel off the top rope and jerks down, causing Rachel to lose her grip. Rachel lands on her feet and takes a hard forearm to the face, then a dropkick that slams her into the corner. Rachel holds her back as she stumbles out of the corner. Natalie takes advantage by hitting a huge tornado DDT on her opponent, laying Rachel out. Natalie kips up, sending cheers exploding through the crowd!
Sparrow: Natalie may be starting to feel it here!
Pryce: I think Natalie’s going to try for the key, she’s positioning that ladder!
Bones: Hit Cole with it! Come on Burrows! Do it!
Sparrow: Bones, you know as well as I do that Natalie has never used a weapon to her advantage…ever!
Bones: Well maybe she should start!
Pryce: Ummm, I hate to interrupt you two but we do have a title match going on!
Natalie has grabbed the ladder and positioned it directly under the key. She starts to climb upward, but Rachel has started to stir. Natalie is able to get about half way up the ladder before Rachel grabs her by the ankle and pulls her down with authority. Natalie is able to land on her feet and she comes face to face with Rachel. It looks like the two are about to keep the match going, but the impact from her landing is enough to cause the ladder to fall and forcing both ladies to dodge it.
Pryce: Close call for both young women there.
Sparrow: Oh yeah. Could you imagine if that ladder had struck either one of them?
Pryce: It could’ve had some serious consequences for this match, that’s for sure. A person can be easily concussed by a ladder like that!
Rachel and Natalie are momentarily side tracked by the falling ladder, but they quickly turn their attention back to each other. Rachel is the first to attack, leaping over the ladder and tackling Natalie. Rachel doesn’t give the Southern Belle the opportunity to do anything as she mounts her and starts sending hard blows into Natalie’s face. Natalie is able to roll over and get in some shots of her own. It appears Natalie is now in firm control, that is until Rachel is able to turn the tide again. Rachel is back on top and punches Natalie in the face over and over again. Finally, Rachel stops her assault and gets to her feet. Natalie gets to one knee and is just barely able to duck a buzzsaw kick from Rachel.
Bones: Whoa! *laughs* That was damn near a knockout shot!
Natalie gets to her feet but is quickly dropped by a super kick from Rachel. Natalie is stunned by the blow, a bit slow to get up to her feet. This allows Rachel to grab Natalie from behind and drive her head first into the cage!
Bones: There it is! Yes! Finally!
Sparrow: Rachel is the first to utilize the cage to her advantage!
Bones: Yeah, yeah, but is there blood!?
Natalie is obviously staggered by the shot, but not busted open. Rachel grabs Natalie and slams her into the cage again, but holds her there this time. There are some boos coming from the Natalie faithful as the Southern Belle screams in pain and tries to push her way off the cage. Rachel eventually lets go of Natalie, causing the blonde to drop to her hands and knees. The champ looks down at her challenger, shrugging and audibly saying “It’s nothing personal Nat.”
Pryce: Well Rachel doing what she has to do, but I think it’s going to hard for Natalie to not take that personally.
Sparrow: You’ve been hanging out with this jackass too long Pryce.
Bones: Who you calling a jackass you b…
Pryce: Would you two knock it off! I mean seriously, the RoR Championship is on the line and the champion is on her way to the key!
Rachel has set the ladder back up and starts climbing up. Natalie is slowly getting to her feet, but Rachel is getting closer and closer to the key by the second. Rachel is at the top of the ladder, just about to grab the key. Her attention is then diverted by Natalie at the bottom of the ladder. Rachel’s eyes get wide as Natalie lightly shoves the ladder, causing it to shake. Natalie then says, “It’s nothing personal Rach,” as she pushes the ladder over!
Sparrow: My god! Cole just went head first into that cage!
Indeed when the ladder feel, Rachel’s head slammed hard into the side of the cage. Natalie watches as Rachel crashes into the cage and down to the mat, the ladder falling across the champ’s back. Natalie looks at her fallen friend, a slight look of concern on her face but that only lasts a second as the Southern Belle turns her attention back to the task at hand.
Pryce; Natalie looks to be going for the key here…but Rachel’s busted open!
Bones: Busted open?! That’s way more than just busted open Pryce! Look at that!
The camera gets a good look at the completely bloody face, the laceration on her face obviously much worse than anyone had thought. Rachel is moving, but only very slightly and shows no other real signs of getting to her feet.
Meanwhile, Natalie has climbed up the turnbuckle and climbs the cage up towards the cables. She grabs the cables and begins putting one hand in front of the other. The challenger gets closer and closer to the center of the X and the key as the crowd’s cheers get louder. She finally gets to the center and begins fighting to get the key down when all the sudden…the ladder comes flying into view and smacks Natalie’s body!
Sparrow: Jesus!
Pryce: Natalie was about to pull down the key to the cage when Cole shoved that ladder right into her!
As Natalie was close to pulling down the key when a bloodied champ, still under the ladder, rolled onto her back and pushed the ladder up as hard as she could. The ladder crashed into Natalie, causing the Southern Belle to lose her grip on the cables and crash down to the mat. The ladder falls back towards Rachel, but she was able to roll out of the way. Rachel gets to her feet, looking at a very dazed Natalie. Rachel begins climbing the turnbuckle, and is about to climb up to the cables when she notices that Natalie is pulling herself up in the corner. The crowd cheers as Rachel turns on the top rope to face Natalie.
Pryce: Uh…what is Cole thinking here?
Sparrow: I have no id…
Bones: Oh my god! That’s so hot!
Blood may have been flowing into Rachel’s eyes, but she could see that Natalie was slowly pulling herself up in the corner. In response, Rachel pulls off her wife beater tank top, revealing a sports bra. She lets out a primal scream as she tosses the wife beater to the side and Natalie gets to her feet. Rachel then sprints across the top rope and hits a blazing arrow that she calls…
Sparrow: Walk the Line! Rachel Cole hits the Walk the Line!
Rachel pops up to her feet as Natalie collapses to the mat. Rachel wipes some of the blood out of her eyes as she stares at her fallen foe/friend. Rachel looks like a crazy woman as she pulls Natalie to her feet. She has a hold of Natalie’s hair as she stares into the blonde’s glazed over eyes.
Pryce: Well Rachel hit the Walk the Line, but what does Rachel have plan…
Sparrow: Chaos Theater! First Walk the Line and now the Chaos Theater!
Bones: Forget getting out of the cage, Cole could be on her way out of the Penitentiary with her title! This is great! What did I tell you Lindsay?! There are no friends when it comes to the title!
Rachel sits next to a fallen Natalie, a look coming across the champ’s face that says “Did I take it too far?” Rachel gets to her feet and looks down at Natalie, concern dominating her expression. Rachel again wipes the blood from her eyes as she goes over to a corner. The champ glances over her shoulder at the fallen challenger, still showing concern. The concern fades quickly as Rachel climbs to the top turnbuckle and then up the cage. She gets to the cables and begins making her way towards the key.
Sparrow: Cole making her way towards the key. She may be on her way out of the ca…whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pryce: Well Rachel is getting closer to the key but that laceration she suffered earlier is making it nearly impossible! That blood keeps getting in her eyes!
Rachel is about halfway to the key, but she has to stop and get more of her own blood out of her eyes. This delayed her for a few moments, but she continues moving forward. She eventually gets to the center and begins pulling at the key, which appears to be stuck. She keeps tugging at it.
Bones: Cole’s gonna get it here!
Sparrow: Not so fast Bones!
Natalie has slowly gotten to her feet, and now has a firm hold on Rachel’s feet. The champ lets go of the key and starts holding onto the cables like her life depended on it. Natalie tugs at the legs, but Rachel has a death grip on the cables. Finally, Natalie tugs hard enough to pull Rachel down and is able to get in the correct position to plant Rachel with a sit down powerbomb!
Pryce: Huge momentum shift for Burrows here!
Natalie gets to her feet, and this time she is the one to show a bit of concern. But Natalie turns her attention to the ladder and begins to set it up. She gets it all set up but immediately notices that Rachel is just about to her feet. Natalie pulls the champ the rest of the way up only to catch a forearm to the face. Rachel grabs Natalie and runs full speed towards the cage with the intention of slamming Natalie’s face into the steel. However, Natalie is able to counter and throws Rachel toward the cage. The Cult Classic leaps up and grabs the cage.
Sparrow: Look at the athleticism!
Rachel leaps of the cage and hits a flying cross body…but Natalie rolls through and hits a spinning side slam!
Bones: Whoa!
Pryce: The athleticism of Rachel Cole just met the power of Natalie Burrows!
Natalie again kips up, looking totally intense. She stares out to a crowd that is going insane.
The Southern Belle climbs the ladder and retrieves the key, pulling down so hard that she breaks the string that was attaching it to the cables. She climbs down the mat, glancing at a fallen champion as she walks by. Natalie takes the key and unlocks the cage door.
Pryce: This is it! Burrows is going to be the first out of the cage!
Bones: You spoke too soon Pryce!
Just as Natalie is about to exit the cage, Rachel grabs her from behind. Natalie tries to pull herself out of the cage, but Rachel is able to hold her in place. The Cult Classic steps out of the ring. This puts both competitors in between the ring ropes and the cage. They begin exchanging blows, each shot getting harder than the last. Rachel finally gets a slight advantage and takes full advantage by smashing Natalie’s face into the side of the cage. The Southern Belle’s face meets the steel three times before Rachel gets an even firmer grip on her foe’s blonde locks. Rachel steps out of the cage and onto the top ring step, pulling Natalie about half way out of the cage. Rachel then sends a quick knee into Natalie’s midsection, wraps an arm around the challenger’s head, and bulldogs her down the floor!
Pryce: Jesus!
Sparrow: Friends or not, these two women are taking each other to the limit and holding nothing back!
Bones: Well no shit Lindsay! Natalie’s face just meet the concrete floor, which proves me right once again! When it comes to the RoR Championship there are no friends!
Pryce: I’m not so sure that these two ladies friendship is in jeopardy, but I do know that they’re both one step closer to winning this match. With both of them out of the cage, this match is still up for grabs!
Rachel gets to her feet and immediately begins climbing some of the chain link fencing that has been attached to the guard rails. Natalie gets to her feet, pretty dazed by that bulldog out of the cage. It takes her a moment to gather herself, but when she finally has she grabs one of Rachel’s feet and attempts to pull her back down the floor. Rachel has a tight grip on the top of the fencing and desperately tries to pull herself the rest of the way up. When it becomes clear that her efforts aren’t really working for her, she changes up her plan and starts kicking at Natalie with her free foot. After a few good kicks to the head, Natalie staggers backwards. This allows Rachel to climb to the top of the fence. The crowd is going nuts as the champ stands atop the fencing and looks out at them.
Bones: Well…what are you waiting for Rachel!? Climb down and make for an exit!
Natalie is again trying to get her wits about her while Rachel stands on the fence. Rachel glances over her shoulder and then very carefully turns so she is facing Burrows. Just when Natalie has gathered her wits yet again, Rachel leaps off the fence!
Sparrow: Oh my god! San Dimas High School Football Rules! Rachel just took a gamble and it paid off!
Bones: She’s insane!
Pryce: We’ve seen Rachel take these kind of risks before, lucky for her it paid off this time!
Sparrow: Or did it?
Both competitors are down after Rachel’s standing shooting star press. However, it is the champion that is able to get to her feet first. Rachel is about to start climbing up the fencing again, but notices that Natalie is slowly staring to get to her feet. Rachel looks to be a bit shocked that Natalie is not staying down. As the champ runs a hand through her blood soaked hair she says, “What do I have to do?”
Sparrow: That pretty well sums it up right there!
Pryce: This match has already proven that both of these young women are fighters…and they haven’t even left the ringside area yet!
Rachel goes over to the time keep and grabs a steel chair.
Pryce: Now wait a minute, haven’t we seen enough of those for one night?!
Bones: Evidently not Pryce. Aaaaaaaaaaaaand wham! Love iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!
Sparrow: You’re back to doing that again? Really?
Natalie has her back turned to Rachel, allowing the champ to hit a hard steel chair shot across the Southern Belle’s back. Natalie groans in pain, hitting her knees. She then uses the cage to pull herself back to her feet, again with her back to Rachel. As soon as Natalie turns around Rachel takes another swing with the chair. This time Natalie catches the chair, holding the shot back. Natalie kicks Rachel hard in the stomach. The force from the blow was so hard that it knocked the champ flat on her butt.
Sparrow: Natalie still showing she has some fight left!
Pryce: We’ve come to expect nothing less from he…wait a minute.
Bones: Oh yes! Do it!
While Rachel had obviously been forced to let go of the chair, Natalie had not. The chair is now firmly in the hands of the challenger. Rachel is sitting on the ground, looking very nervously at Natalie. Natalie tosses the chair aside and then yells, “Get up!”
Pryce: There you go! Natalie has never used a weapon in a match, so why start now?! Good for her!
Bones: Lame.
Rachel gets to her feet, clearly seeing the fire in Natalie’s eyes. The Cult Classic just smiles and motions for her challenger to come get some more. The two ladies lock up in a collar and elbow tie up almost immediately. Finally, Rachel takes the advantage with a knee to the gut. She then follows up by slamming Natalie face first into the side of the cage. Blood slowly starts to trickle from a gash just above Natalie’s eyebrow, it’s nothing near as bad as Rachel’s gash but blood is still blood.
Bones: Oooooo Rachel’s gonna be fired for that one, she busted open the boss’s girl.
Sparrow: You’re such an idiot.
Despite the fact that she is now busted open, Natalie continues to fight. Down on one knee, she sends a few hard forearm shots into Rachel’s midsection. Once Natalie has battled to her feet, the two wrestlers begin exchanging blow. This eventually leads them to the area just in front of the ramp. It is here that Natalie takes some control and really starts hammering Rachel. Eventually Rachel is backed up against the cage and has nowhere to go to escape Natalie’s blows. Natalie gets a little space between her and Rachel. Then she charges and executes a perfect monkey flip, and while the monkey flip was intentional…Rachel getting smashed back first into the fencing was not.
Pryce: Rachel going hard into that fencing!
Sparrow: She’s in some real trouble here!
Natalie starts to climb up the tall fence in front of the ramp, but Rachel still has enough wits about her to latch onto Natalie’s foot. With her effort stopped, Natalie starts punching Rachel’s wounded forehead. Rachel has her arms wrapped around Natalie’s waist, keeping herself at least on her knees. Just when it looks like Natalie is about to put Rachel down and out, Rachel gets a drop toe hold in that sends Natalie crashing hard into the fence. Both ladies lay on the floor.
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Rachel is the first to get to her feet. She immediately starts climbing and reaches the top of the fence. She very quickly goes over the top and drops down to the ramp below. In her weakened state, Rachel drops to knee as she hits the floor. When she gets back to her feet she is shocked to see Natalie standing on top of the fence.
Bones: How the hell did she get up there so fast?!
Sparrow: I have no idea!
Natalie flies off the top of the fence, leveling Rachel with a clothesline. The Southern Belle stays on top of Rachel, giving that open wound some more punishment. In an act that comes out of pure adrenaline, Natalie lifts Rachel to her feet and plants her with her version of the Sky High that RoR fans have come to know as…
Sparrow: Hitting Bottom!
Pryce: Not just Hitting Bottom, Hitting Bottom on the steel ramp way!
Bones: Might as well ring the bell right now. There is no way that Rachel is getting up from that.
Natalie wastes no time and heads straight up the ramp, leaving Rachel down and out. The ref, title belt in hand follows the Southern Belle. The crowd is buzzing now. The challenger is already in the back and the champion is laid out on the ramp!
Pryce: Why aren’t we cutting to the back?! Burrows could win the title at any moment!
It is a good two minutes before cameras finally catch up to Natalie and the ref. Natalie is frantically searching for the door that will make her the new champion.
Natalie: Where is it? …Come on, it has to be around here somewhere.
Bones: She can’t find the door!
After another minute or two, cameras cut back to ringside where Rachel is now stirring. She slowly gets to her feet and groggily looks around. Her gaze finally falls on the RoR-tron that is showing Natalie’s search for the door to exit the Penitentiary. This suddenly makes Rachel kick it into high gear, giving her a second wind. She sprints up the ramp and to the back.
Pryce: The champion running to try and save her title!
Sparrow: But it could be too little too late Pryce! Who knows where Natalie is at in the arena!
Cameras, desperately trying to keep up, follow Rachel in the back. She makes every turn that she possibly can, hoping to run into Natalie somewhere.
Cole: Natalie! … Natalie! … Natalie!!!
Rachel’s panic grows as more and more moments pass, knowing that she could lose her title in just a second. Rachel is constantly wiping blood from her eyes, trying to keep her vision as clear as possible.
Meanwhile, another camera takes us back to Natalie. Her search for the door continues. Obviously she’s growing more frustrated, knowing that Hitting Bottom would only keep Rachel down for so long. She lets out a groan.
Natalie: Come on!
She continues to search, camera and ref following her the whole way. After another few minutes of looking Natalie…is blindsided by Rachel! The two go crashing into a door, forcing it to swing open. The door was the locker room door of Los Pollos Excelentes and all three members are inside. At first the Pollos are surprised, watching on as Natalie and Rachel hammer each other with fists. Eventually, all three Pollos start beating on the two ladies!
Pryce: Oh come on! Is this really necessary?!
Bones: These birdbrains have no right interfering!
Sparrow: Well, they did lose their Tag Team Championships earlier tonight, I don’t really blame them for being in a bad mood.
Los Pollos really start taking it to both Natalie and Rachel. There’s really no way for the ladies to fight them off due to the physicality they had put each other through already. Finally, after a long three on two assault, refs and security rush in to pry the Pollos away from Natalie and Rachel. All five of them still want to fight, but the security is enough to get them apart.
Pryce: Thank god that got taken care of!
Bones: I know there are no disqualifications in this match, but those three idiots could have completely ruined this main event!
The door to the Los Pollos locker room is shut by some of the security. Natalie and Rachel both stare at it, furious about what happened…that is until they turn their gazes to each other. Rachel just smirks at Natalie.
Cole: Let’s finish this.
Natalie didn’t need to be told twice and the two start brawling. They exchange blows all the way down the hall, with Natalie getting her head bounced off a soda machine at one point. They turn a corner and across what appears to be a concession area is the door!
Bones: Do you see what I see?!
Sparrow: Things are really going to get interesting now!
It seems that Natalie and Rachel are unaware of how close they actually are to the end of the match. Then, for only a moment their brawling stops as they both notice the door at the same time. Out of nowhere, Natalie levels Rachel with a spinning roundhouse kick known as Fury!
Pryce: A knockout shot! Natalie’s going to win it here!
Natalie takes the belt from the ref and starts to make her way to the door…but Rachel doesn’t stay down long enough! Just when Natalie is about to get to the door Rachel hits her from behind. The RoR Championship falls on the ground, but is quickly scooped up by Rachel. The champ uses her own belt and hits Natalie right in the head with it! The blow only staggers Natalie, but Rachel turns for the door anyway. She gets it open. Just as Rachel is about to step outside and retain her title Natalie grabs one end. A tug of war ensues.
Sparrow: It’s still anyone’s match and we’re this close to the end!
Both ladies fight for possession of the belt. Just when it looks like Natalie is about to take the title out of Rachel’s hands, Rachel hits her with the Ectoplasm!
Bones: Right in the eyes!
Natalie is blinded. She staggers back, letting go of the belt. Rachel looks on for a moment, then she shakes her head and says…
Cole: Sorry Nat.
Rachel then exits the Penitentiary with her title in her hand. “Battle Stations” can be heard playing as a spent Rachel Cole raises her title in the air.
Winstone: Here is your winner and STILL RoR Champion RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAACHEL COLE!!!
Rachel clutches her championship, smiling proudly as she looks at it. Sudden Natalie comes into the picture, her blood mixing with the green mist Rachel had sprayed her with earlier. Rachel looks at her friend, mixed feelings now starting to take over. The Cult Classic looks the Southern Belle in the eyes.
Cole: Nat…I did what I had to d…
Natalie puts a hand up to cut Rachel off.
Natalie: Sugah, I just have one thing to say to you…great…match.
Natalie puts her hand out for a shake. Rachel smiles, putting the RoR Championship over her shoulder and accepting her friends offer. Then, out of pure friendship, Rachel pulls Natalie in and they hug.
Bones: Oh gag me!
Sparrow: Don’t be an asshole! Their friendship has survived that wa…what the hell!?
As the two ladies hugged they were suddenly plowed into by the new International Champion Mikola! Rachel is the first of the two ladies to get to her feet, but she is hit by a hard sambo kick. Then Mikola grabs Rachel’s arms and starts headbuting her violently.
Pryce: This is not right! These two ladies have been through a war and now this monster is totally destroying them!
Natalie is now back in the picture, hitting Mikola from behind. This just causes the Russian Hammer to throw an elbow right back into Natalie’s face. He then lets go of Rachel and turns to face Natalie. He grabs the beautiful blonde by the neck and begins choking the life out of her. She tries to fight him but Mikola is just too strong. After a few moments, Natalie begins to fade. Suddenly, a steel chair strikes Mikola right across the back. When the camera looks to see who the person wielding the chair was it is none other than…Harvey McCutchins?
Sparrow: Oh no.
Pryce: Harvey has come to the aid of his love, but I think he may end up paying for it.
Despite the awesome power of Mikola, Harvey doesn’t back down. He goes to swing the chair again but the giant Russian just punches the chair away. He quickly grabs the CEO by the head and slams him hard into the side of the Penitentiary. He stands over Harvey now, but Alexander McIntyre gets his attention.
McIntyre: Mikola, remember your goal! Finish this!
A sinister sneer comes on the face of Mikola as he turns his attention back to a barely moving Rachel Cole, which is especially creepy since his face usually shows no emotion at all. He walks over and grabs her by the hair, pulling her to her feet with absolutely no effort. Rachel tries to fight him off but it’s no use. Mikola looks at the car that is parked a mere foot away…then drives Rachel head first through the side window!
Pryce: Damn it! Where is security!?
As if one cue, one security guard arrives on scene and tries to stop Mikola. Mikola just levels the man with one clothesline and then pulls Rachel out of the broken window. He lifts her lifeless body up and delivers a spinebuster right on the hood of the car.
McIntyre: Finish her Mikola!
Sparrow: What does he mean “finish her”?! She’s finished already! Enough!
Mikola grabs Rachel’s foot and jerks her off the car. He drags her over to the door she had just came out of in order to retain her title. Mikola lifts her back to her feet and delivers the Pain Before Pleasure…then tosses Rachel through the glass door!
The commentators remain silent as the crowd boos heavily. Mikola simply stares at Rachel, who is now lying motionless. McIntyre walks up to his protégé.
McIntyre: Well done Mikola. You’ve made me proud.
The last visual for Breakout is McIntyre putting the RoR Championship on Mikola’s shoulder.
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