Post by CEO Harvey McCutchins on Jan 19, 2011 22:28:33 GMT -5
Highlights from last week’s Voltage begin playing. The highlights we see are: Rachel Cole walking across the top of the Ultimate X, El Hijo slapping Bones with a chicken leg, Cole winning the Ultimate X match, Fleming walking out on the triple threat match and the following beat down of the South Beach Kru, Super Pollo forcing Jonathan Webb III to tap out, Sarah Twilight costing Max Static his quarterfinal matchup with Jack Johnson and her beat down that followed, all the carnage from the Taipei Deathmatch, and the ending encounter between Harvey McCutchins and the FOX representative Brian Silverman. After all of that plays the opening video of Wednesday Night Voltage begins.
[glow=white,5,500]It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.
Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.
You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me. Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.[/glow]
The opening video of concludes and Evanescence’s “Sweet Sacrifice” blasts over the speakers of an almost sold out RoR Penitentiary as pyro shoots out the sides of the RoR-tron. Cameras cut to RoR’s three person announce team. Clint Pryce is wearing a white sport coat with a maroon dress shirt under it, Lindsay Sparrow is wearing a very tight and sexy pink tanktop, and Colin “Bones” McGraw wears some dark sunglasses and has an old Pink Floyd t-shirt on underneath his black sports coat.
Sparrow: Helllllllllllllllllllllo TV land! Welco…
Bones: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is Lindsay Sparrow, that is *gets hit in the back of the head by Pryce* Ow!
Sparrow: Thank you. As I was saying welcome to Seattle, Washington for Wednesday Night Voltage! I am Lindsay Sparrow! To my left is “The Silver Fox” Clint Pryce, and to his left is the man everyone loves to hate Colin “Bones” McGraw!
Bones: Happy now Lindsay? You finally got to do the intr…oh god damn it!
All of the sudden “Eat It” by “Weird” Al Yankovic hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500] How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran.
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.
So eat it, just eat it.[/glow]
Black Pollo V and El Hijo de Pollo strut out onto the stage to a huge ovation of boss from the crowd. They begin making their way to the ring as red and white lights flash to the beat of the music.
Bones: You know what?! I was looking forward to starting this week out right, but nooooooooooo! Instead of showcasing some of our real talent after barely securing another trial run with FOX, we’re stuck kicking off Voltage with men dressed in chicken masks! Makes me sick!
Pryce: Would you just relax Bones! Los Pollos have proven that they are a force here in RoR. They took out South Beach Kru last week, and Super Pollo is in a semifinal match here tonight!
Bones: Blah, blah, blah! The point is, as long as these chickens are here RoR will be a huge joke in the wrestling world! End of story!
Both Pollos have gotten down to ringside. BP slides into the ring as El Hijo climbs up the ring steps. Both Pollos get a mic from ringside as their music cuts out.
Bones: Oh they’re going to speak now…great.
BP: Both El Hijo de Pollo and I have come out here before all of you to clear some things up that certain members of Ring of Revolution seem to be forgetting about Los Pollos Excelentes.
Hijo: People seem to be forgetting how dangerous that we truly are. We have a bunch of people from every angle attacking us and criticizing us for being “too comedic”, or accusations of not taking our jobs as wrestlers seriously! What a heinous accusation that anyone even dare to bestow upon us!
BP: The original Black Pollo would be appalled by anyone questioning any athlete from his lineage! It is an insult that anyone in this company, or anyone for that matter, fails to even research our family and the hard work it truly becomes to become a Luchadore!
Hijo: There is truly a funny thing about all of this, BP. The very people who question our dedication to the sport of professional wrestling have some commitment issues themselves. We have a waitress who spends her free time doing drugs, as well as crying and complaining when nobody pays attention to her. The reason we pay no care to people like them, is because there is no reason to! *boos* The fact of the matter is that we don’t need to cry for attention every time we are discounted. Instead, we go and speak only with our actions! The South Beach Kru was the first ones to doubt the true power of the cock. *boos*
BP: Not only that, but Alec Fleming quit the three way dance out of sheer fear of having to wrestle me! *boos*
Hijo: Alec Fleming is the smart one of the bunch. He quit because he knew the truth about all three of us Pollos. Not only are we superb in ring competitors, we also have charisma. We are essentially the cock of all trades! Maybe instead of downplaying our credentials, they should just get a personality!
BP: On top of that, Hijo, all of this trash talk seems to be real unwarranted! Our dedication is questioned, yet we come prepared and fully trained every time we perform. We also show up on time! The real issue people must have with us is that we can wrestle, appear all over TV, and even run a restaurant! We do all of these things at once, but we always make sure to be 100% ready. But then you get guys like Bonesaw McGraw going around and talking trash! But what is the point of talking trash when you’re nothing but a piece of trash yourself!? Instead of interfering in matches and hiding behind an announcer’s desk, how about you get in the ring and show me what you truly have!
Bones *still at the announce desk*: Wait a minute.
Hijo: Not only does that statement apply to our washed up friend here, it applies for anyone that wants to test what we are actually made of! Because if you don’t want to pay attention to what we were doing before, you better believe we will get your attention.
BP: And you better believe we are going to have fun on the way. If you don’t like it, then you better start growing a sense of hum…
Bones *now with a mic*: Hey chickens! Pollos! Yo quiero KFC.
Bones has his own mic now and climbs into the ring with both Pollos. He now stands face to face with two of the three men he had been at odds with since Voltage debuted.
Bones: Look it’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of Los Pollos, but understand where I’m coming from here. I love my job, and I almost lost my job last week because you’re making this company a joke!
BP: Actually, you almost lost your job because you suck at it.
Bones: Very funny. You’re one funny Pollo. Too bad that’s all you’ll be known for here in RoR. You’ll all be nothing more than a big joke.
Hijo: You really don’t have any room to call anyone big there amigo.
Bones finally has had enough from the Pollos and looks like he’s about take a swing when Super Pollo sneaks in from behind. Bones is jawing with both El Hijo and BP. Eventually El Hijo pushes Bones back into a forearm from Super. All three Pollos begin beating on Bones until he’s down on the mat. BP yells at him, “You wanted KFC?! You’ve got it!”
BP picks Bones up off the mat and holds him in a facelock as Super and El Hijo begin kicking away his gut. After a few long moments of this, BP lets go and Bones falls to the mat. BP then begins giving his comrades instructions. El Hijo gets Bones in a wheelbarrow position.
Pryce: Oh come on, Bones doesn’t wrestle anymore. They can’t do this.
Sparrow: They can and they are. The Double Down! Bones is done.
Los Pollos Excelentes stand over Bones as “Changing” by Saosin his the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]Bathing in the afterglow;
A chance at luck and pride.
Where we end up we can never know.
And all I know is we seem to be
Changing, better to turn and walk away.
Fading, all these lights just turn to gray.
Changing, better to turn and walk away.
But the strange thing
Is that I don't feel a thing.[/glow]
Harvey McCutchins comes out onto the stage wearing a black suite, black dress shirt, and a gold tie. He stays on the stage and has a mic in his hand. He motions for his music to stop as EMTs rush past him. The EMTs rush down to help Bones as Harvey begins speaking.
Harvey: Pollos, I have to agree that none of you are a joke. All of you should be taken seriously both as a group and as individuals. Look at what you did to South Beach Kru last week, El Hijo had a hell of a match with Rachel Cole last week, Black Pollo V has also taken Cole to the limit and seems to be the ring leader of the group, and Super has a semifinal match in the road to gold tournament a little later tonight. That being said, when you start taking out my announcers you start getting on my bad side. *cheers* El Hijo, Pollo V, you both were scheduled to be in one on one competition tonight but since you seem to enjoy working together so much you will now team up in a tag team match. Oh, and that match starts…now.
Harvey smirks as Cinderella’s “Gypsy Road” hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]I used to be, now I'm not what you see, Lord I try
And now it seems all those dreams have come true
But they're passing me by
Some fast talkin' mama for a dollar put a smile on my face
I'm drivin' all night, I end up in the same old place
My gypsy road can't take me home
I drive all night just to see the light
My gypsy road can't take me home
I keep on pushin' 'cause it feels alright[/glow]
Adrianna Szatkowski comes out onto the stage. Harvey gives her a small hug before she starts going down to the ring. She glances over as EMTs help Bones up the ramp.
Winstone: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAANA SZATKOWSKI!!!
Adrianna stays at the bottom of the ramp as the lights dim and “Innocence” by Halestorm hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]See it from the outside
Running toward the wall
Seeing from your blinds eye
But you don't know me at all
I've been here
Too many times before
And your tears don't mean a thing
I only come when you scream
I told you
Just don't follow me home
You're just too perfect for my hands to hold
If you choose to stay
You'll throw it all away
And I just want to take your innocence[/glow]
The area right in front of the curtain is bathed in blinding light thanks to a couple of overhead spotlights while coral-colored lights illuminate the rest of the arena, the end result seemingly coloring the air itself. Stepping out into that brilliant light, Natalie Burrows walks to the edge of that blinding spot until she is visible and raises her fists above her head. The movement triggers white and coral pyros to shoot in front of her in criss-crossing sparks, the Southern Belle emerging from the beam of light as the last round fires off.
Winstone: And her tag team partner, from Durham, North Carolina…NNNNNNNNNNNNATALIE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWS!!!
Making her way down the ramp, Natalie still slaps a few of the hands that are offered to her… but her focus is on the ring. She gets to Adrianna and begins talking with her. After a few moments, the duo slides into the ring on their stomachs before getting to their feet. Natalie mounts the nearest turnbuckle as she looks out over the crowd, once again raising her fists in the air to evoke cheers from the crowd. She lingers there for a few moments before hopping down.
Natalie’s music cuts out as the two teams go to their separate corners. Over in the Los Pollos corner, Super exits the ring but remains at ringside. Natalie and BP will start the match for their respective teams and the ref rings the bell. BP proceeds to point at Natalie and look out at the crowd. He then makes a few sexual gestures towards her and motions for her to come give him a kiss. Natalie slaps BP hard across his face and then hits him with a knife-edged chop. She follows up with a few fists to his face and ends her combo with a roundhouse kick that sends BP tumbling back into his corner. El Hijo tags himself in as BP holds his head.
El Hijo climbs in the ring, but Natalie keeps her focus. El Hijo approaches her with a bit of caution. He then takes a swing that Natalie dodges. She then hits a flurry of her own blows: lots of knife-edged chops and kicks to El Hijo’s midsection. She gets El Hijo pushed back into her corner and starts kneeing him in his midsection.
Sparrow: This Natalie is looking pretty impressive in the early going.
El Hijo shoves her away. Natalie charges but El Hijo lifts his legs up and catches her head between his thighs. He runs her fingers through her hair and then hit a hurricanrana.
Pryce: Well these Pollos definitely have their own umm…unique style with the ladies.
Sparrow: I wouldn’t want to be in the ring with them anyway.
Natalie has gotten back to her feet as El Hijo has begun stalking for his next move. He begins striking her with one shotei palm strike after another. He eventually gets her pushed back into the Los Pollos corner and tags in BP. El Hijo gets Natalie into a backbreaker position as BP climbs up to the top rope. BP leaps off and connects with a leg drop as El Hijo connects with a backbreaker. El Hijo leaves the ring as BP covers.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...Natalie kicks out!
Pryce: Ladies and gentlemen this is a preview of the Tag Team Championship match at Road to Gold and right now Natalie has got to fight back into this match in order to prove her and Adrianna belong in the title picture!
BP begins stomping away at Natalie. Natalie is able to catch BP’s foot as he goes for a stomp, pushing him backwards. BP’s momentum makes him lose his footing, fall onto his back and roll through so he gets back onto his feet. Natalie gets back to her feet as well. She connects with a clothesline, knocking BP down to the mat. He gets back to his feet and is knocked down by another clothesline. He gets back to his feet again and Natalie goes for another clothesline, only to have BP duck and quickly lock in an abdominal stretch. Before he gets it fully locked in, BP pulls Natalie back towards the Los Pollos corner. He gets the move synched in, causing Natalie to scream out in pain. BP begins hammering her abs as he has the hold locked in, which adds to the pain. The ref is in the ideal position to see if Natalie will give up but unfortunately doesn’t see BP and El Hijo lock hands. Natalie screams out in more pain as the ref looks up, unfortunately missing the blatant cheating by Los Pollos. The ref goes back to asking Natalie if she wants to give up, and BP and El Hijo again lock hands. Adrianna has seen enough and charges into the ring, only to be stopped by the ref. Adrianna keeps pleading her case with ref, begging him to turn around and see what Los Pollos are doing.
Pryce: Adrianna has got to get out of the ring here!
Sparrow: I understand that she’s trying to help her partner, but right now she’s doing more harm than good. The Pollos switch! Oh come on! No tag was ever made!
El Hijo takes over where BP left off and keeps the abdominal stretch locked in. The momentary relief of the switch was enough for Natalie as she somehow rolls out of El Hijo’s hold. El Hijo charges and gets hit with a drop toehold, and Natalie leaps towards her corner.
Sparrow: The tag to Adrianna!
Pryce: We’re about to get our first look at the rookie right now!
Adrianna gets in the ring. El Hijo charges again and gets rolled up into a small package!
Pryce: Quick roll up! 1!...2!...El Hijo kicks out.
Both competitors get to their feet. El Hijo goes to grab Adrianna, who locks in a wristlock. El Hijo quickly knees Adrianna in the ribs and takes her down to the mat with a headlock. El Hijo then grabs Adrianna’s feet and gets her in the wheelbarrow position. He then falls backwards, flipping her up and planting her face first onto the mat. El Hijo then rolls into a cover.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...Kickout by Adrianna. Back into the cover. 1!...Adrianna kicks out again.
El Hijo pulls Adrianna away from her corner. He tags in BP and BP hoists Adrianna up into a fireman’s carry position. The feathered duo then connects with the…
Sparrow: The Pollos call that move More Cluck for Your Buck. Cover by BP! 1!...2!...Natalie makes the save!
Pryce: Good move by Natalie, being the veteran of the team and saving the match!
Natalie indeed saved the match for her team, knocking El Hijo down with a clothesline and diving in to break up the pin. She gets a few good shots in on BP before the ref pulls her off and sends her back to her corner. Before she goes back to her corner she pulls Adrianna closer to the right corner. Natalie then gets out of the ring and stretches as far as she can in hopes that Adrianna can get the tag. Adrianna is slowly crawling a little closer in her corner and stretches her arm out some. El Hijo comes in, but he is stopped by the ref. El Hijo keeps the ref’s attention as Super goes running around the ring. Super grabs Natalie’s ankles and pulls her off the apron just as Adrianna is about to make the tag. Super then knocks Natalie to the ground with a European uppercut before jogging back to the Los Pollos corner.
Adrianna saw the whole thing, but was powerless to stop it from happening. She pulls herself up by using the ropes. She turns around, not knowing that BP had gotten to his feet. BP then runs and hits a Tornado DDT. It looked like the perfect opportunity to go for a cover, but instead BP decides to breathe in Adrianna’s aroma.
Pryce: Do you think any of the Pollos have ever been in a serious relationship with a woman?
Sparrow: Based on how they act when they’re in there with any of the RoR Vixens, I’d say no. But I guess you never really know Pryce.
BP has climbed up to the top rope and hits a senton bomb! BP then locks in a triangle choke, opting to go for a submission victory instead of the pinfall.
Pryce: Beautiful senton transitioned into a triangle choke by the technically sound Black Pollo V! The rookie is in trouble her Lindsay!
Sparrow: She’s fighting though Pryce! Look at her struggle!
Adrianna struggles to get out of the hold, somehow managing to roll over and get BP’s shoulders down.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...ahhh Pollo V rolls her right back into the hold.
Again Adrianna struggles to get out of the hold. Her struggles keep getting a little weaker by the moment, but she manages to get her foot on the ropes. At least she had her foot on the ropes, but the ref didn’t see it which allowed Super to pull the rope away. Adrianna’s struggles get weaker and weaker as Super keeps a strong hold on the rope. It looks like Adrianna is about to tap until Super’s hold is broken by a huge clothesline from Natalie. Adrianna gets her foot back on the rope and the ref finally sees it. BP refuses to break the hold, causing the ref to begin his count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
BP breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He makes a wrong turn as Natalie comes flying off the top rope with a cross body! Natalie’s actions bring El Hijo into the ring, but he gets floored with a monkey flip. Natalie then begins trying to fire up a hurting Adrianna. She then gets back to her corner and stretches out as far as she can, hoping Adrianna can make the tag. BP and El Hijo begin to stir, but both are unable to stop Adrianna from making the tag! The crowd explodes into cheers!
Pryce: Natalie gets the tag!
Sparrow: She’s taking it to both Pollos! Look at her go!
Natalie takes down both BP and El Hijo with a double clothesline. BP is first to get to his feet, and is dropped with a move that she calls Turmoil! El Hijo is next to get to his feet and he is also dropped back down to the mat by a move the Natalie calls The Grief Cycle. She is fired up and waits for BP to get to his feet. She goes for her version of the Scissors Kick that she calls Closure, but it misses and BP takes her down with a clothesline. Adrianna suddenly comes back into the action by hitting the Exclamation Point on BP!
Pryce: Where’d she come from!?
Sparrow: I don’t kn…oh! Everything is breaking down here!
El Hijo blindsides Adrianna and gets her into the corner. Adrianna then falls victim to a 99¢ Special, but El Hijo gets kicked in the gut and knocked out with Closure. Natalie took her eye off the ball though and gets rolled up by BP, who puts his feet on the ropes and grabs Natalie’s tights.
Sparrow: No way!
Pryce: 1!...2!...3! Damn it!
Winstone:Here are your winners… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS EXCELENTES!!!
Natalie looks on in shock as Los Pollos begin to celebrate. She keeps telling the ref that BP had the tights, but her pleads fall on deaf ears. Natalie then gets hit from behind by El Hijo and the three one assault begins. All three members of Los Pollos are stomping away at Natalie. Adrianna makes the save, beginning to battle with Super as Natalie starts taking it to El Hijo and BP. The three on two brawl lasts for a few moment before security rushes in and breaks it up.
Sparrow: These two teams are ging to tear each other apart before we even get to Miami!
Pryce: Well I don’t blame these ladies for being upset! They were robbed here tonight!
Security holds the three teams apart as cameras cut to the backstage area to a standing Rachel Cole who is looking down at Johnny Odle and a man with a potato sack over his head. Odle looks pissed at Cole.
Odle: Why in the hell did you leave ringside? We could have avoided all of this if you had just stayed at ringside last week.
Cole just shrugs at Static and Odle.
Cole: Sorry... but maybe you had it coming to you. I didn't ask you to beat the living hell out of her at the first Voltage. You did that on your own.
Static: And this has nothing to do with me being your strongest competition in the Road to Gold tournament?
Cole gives him a playful smirk.
Cole: What do you think Scarecrow?
Static: I don't think you are being very trustworthy.
Cole nods and smiles again.
Cole: Trust isn't a sign of a true Delinquent now is it? I'm still on your team, but I am here under MY conditions... not yours.
There is a tiny pop for Cole as she leaves the room with a confident strut. Odle shakes his head and looks at Max.
Odle: She’s a real head case Max. She’s going to cause problems eventually.
Static: No she wont. She’ll be fine. She’s just what we need. She’s just as wicked as I, her issue would be dealing with a guilty conscience.
Max scratches his head through the potato sack and lets out a small chuckle as Voltage heads to its first commercial of the night.
[glow=white,5,500]It's true, we're all a little insane.
But it's so clear,
Now that I'm unchained.
Fear is only in our minds,
Taking over all the time.
Fear is only in our minds but it's taking over all the time.
You poor sweet innocent thing.
Dry your eyes and testify.
You know you live to break me. Don't deny.
Sweet sacrifice.[/glow]
The opening video of concludes and Evanescence’s “Sweet Sacrifice” blasts over the speakers of an almost sold out RoR Penitentiary as pyro shoots out the sides of the RoR-tron. Cameras cut to RoR’s three person announce team. Clint Pryce is wearing a white sport coat with a maroon dress shirt under it, Lindsay Sparrow is wearing a very tight and sexy pink tanktop, and Colin “Bones” McGraw wears some dark sunglasses and has an old Pink Floyd t-shirt on underneath his black sports coat.
Sparrow: Helllllllllllllllllllllo TV land! Welco…
Bones: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is Lindsay Sparrow, that is *gets hit in the back of the head by Pryce* Ow!
Sparrow: Thank you. As I was saying welcome to Seattle, Washington for Wednesday Night Voltage! I am Lindsay Sparrow! To my left is “The Silver Fox” Clint Pryce, and to his left is the man everyone loves to hate Colin “Bones” McGraw!
Bones: Happy now Lindsay? You finally got to do the intr…oh god damn it!
All of the sudden “Eat It” by “Weird” Al Yankovic hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500] How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran.
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan.
So eat it, just eat it.[/glow]
Black Pollo V and El Hijo de Pollo strut out onto the stage to a huge ovation of boss from the crowd. They begin making their way to the ring as red and white lights flash to the beat of the music.
Bones: You know what?! I was looking forward to starting this week out right, but nooooooooooo! Instead of showcasing some of our real talent after barely securing another trial run with FOX, we’re stuck kicking off Voltage with men dressed in chicken masks! Makes me sick!
Pryce: Would you just relax Bones! Los Pollos have proven that they are a force here in RoR. They took out South Beach Kru last week, and Super Pollo is in a semifinal match here tonight!
Bones: Blah, blah, blah! The point is, as long as these chickens are here RoR will be a huge joke in the wrestling world! End of story!
Both Pollos have gotten down to ringside. BP slides into the ring as El Hijo climbs up the ring steps. Both Pollos get a mic from ringside as their music cuts out.
Bones: Oh they’re going to speak now…great.
BP: Both El Hijo de Pollo and I have come out here before all of you to clear some things up that certain members of Ring of Revolution seem to be forgetting about Los Pollos Excelentes.
Hijo: People seem to be forgetting how dangerous that we truly are. We have a bunch of people from every angle attacking us and criticizing us for being “too comedic”, or accusations of not taking our jobs as wrestlers seriously! What a heinous accusation that anyone even dare to bestow upon us!
BP: The original Black Pollo would be appalled by anyone questioning any athlete from his lineage! It is an insult that anyone in this company, or anyone for that matter, fails to even research our family and the hard work it truly becomes to become a Luchadore!
Hijo: There is truly a funny thing about all of this, BP. The very people who question our dedication to the sport of professional wrestling have some commitment issues themselves. We have a waitress who spends her free time doing drugs, as well as crying and complaining when nobody pays attention to her. The reason we pay no care to people like them, is because there is no reason to! *boos* The fact of the matter is that we don’t need to cry for attention every time we are discounted. Instead, we go and speak only with our actions! The South Beach Kru was the first ones to doubt the true power of the cock. *boos*
BP: Not only that, but Alec Fleming quit the three way dance out of sheer fear of having to wrestle me! *boos*
Hijo: Alec Fleming is the smart one of the bunch. He quit because he knew the truth about all three of us Pollos. Not only are we superb in ring competitors, we also have charisma. We are essentially the cock of all trades! Maybe instead of downplaying our credentials, they should just get a personality!
BP: On top of that, Hijo, all of this trash talk seems to be real unwarranted! Our dedication is questioned, yet we come prepared and fully trained every time we perform. We also show up on time! The real issue people must have with us is that we can wrestle, appear all over TV, and even run a restaurant! We do all of these things at once, but we always make sure to be 100% ready. But then you get guys like Bonesaw McGraw going around and talking trash! But what is the point of talking trash when you’re nothing but a piece of trash yourself!? Instead of interfering in matches and hiding behind an announcer’s desk, how about you get in the ring and show me what you truly have!
Bones *still at the announce desk*: Wait a minute.
Hijo: Not only does that statement apply to our washed up friend here, it applies for anyone that wants to test what we are actually made of! Because if you don’t want to pay attention to what we were doing before, you better believe we will get your attention.
BP: And you better believe we are going to have fun on the way. If you don’t like it, then you better start growing a sense of hum…
Bones *now with a mic*: Hey chickens! Pollos! Yo quiero KFC.
Bones has his own mic now and climbs into the ring with both Pollos. He now stands face to face with two of the three men he had been at odds with since Voltage debuted.
Bones: Look it’s no secret that I’m not the biggest fan of Los Pollos, but understand where I’m coming from here. I love my job, and I almost lost my job last week because you’re making this company a joke!
BP: Actually, you almost lost your job because you suck at it.
Bones: Very funny. You’re one funny Pollo. Too bad that’s all you’ll be known for here in RoR. You’ll all be nothing more than a big joke.
Hijo: You really don’t have any room to call anyone big there amigo.
Bones finally has had enough from the Pollos and looks like he’s about take a swing when Super Pollo sneaks in from behind. Bones is jawing with both El Hijo and BP. Eventually El Hijo pushes Bones back into a forearm from Super. All three Pollos begin beating on Bones until he’s down on the mat. BP yells at him, “You wanted KFC?! You’ve got it!”
BP picks Bones up off the mat and holds him in a facelock as Super and El Hijo begin kicking away his gut. After a few long moments of this, BP lets go and Bones falls to the mat. BP then begins giving his comrades instructions. El Hijo gets Bones in a wheelbarrow position.
Pryce: Oh come on, Bones doesn’t wrestle anymore. They can’t do this.
Sparrow: They can and they are. The Double Down! Bones is done.
Los Pollos Excelentes stand over Bones as “Changing” by Saosin his the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]Bathing in the afterglow;
A chance at luck and pride.
Where we end up we can never know.
And all I know is we seem to be
Changing, better to turn and walk away.
Fading, all these lights just turn to gray.
Changing, better to turn and walk away.
But the strange thing
Is that I don't feel a thing.[/glow]
Harvey McCutchins comes out onto the stage wearing a black suite, black dress shirt, and a gold tie. He stays on the stage and has a mic in his hand. He motions for his music to stop as EMTs rush past him. The EMTs rush down to help Bones as Harvey begins speaking.
Harvey: Pollos, I have to agree that none of you are a joke. All of you should be taken seriously both as a group and as individuals. Look at what you did to South Beach Kru last week, El Hijo had a hell of a match with Rachel Cole last week, Black Pollo V has also taken Cole to the limit and seems to be the ring leader of the group, and Super has a semifinal match in the road to gold tournament a little later tonight. That being said, when you start taking out my announcers you start getting on my bad side. *cheers* El Hijo, Pollo V, you both were scheduled to be in one on one competition tonight but since you seem to enjoy working together so much you will now team up in a tag team match. Oh, and that match starts…now.
Harvey smirks as Cinderella’s “Gypsy Road” hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]I used to be, now I'm not what you see, Lord I try
And now it seems all those dreams have come true
But they're passing me by
Some fast talkin' mama for a dollar put a smile on my face
I'm drivin' all night, I end up in the same old place
My gypsy road can't take me home
I drive all night just to see the light
My gypsy road can't take me home
I keep on pushin' 'cause it feels alright[/glow]
Adrianna Szatkowski comes out onto the stage. Harvey gives her a small hug before she starts going down to the ring. She glances over as EMTs help Bones up the ramp.
Winstone: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Manchester, England…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAANA SZATKOWSKI!!!
Adrianna stays at the bottom of the ramp as the lights dim and “Innocence” by Halestorm hits the PA system.
[glow=white,5,500]See it from the outside
Running toward the wall
Seeing from your blinds eye
But you don't know me at all
I've been here
Too many times before
And your tears don't mean a thing
I only come when you scream
I told you
Just don't follow me home
You're just too perfect for my hands to hold
If you choose to stay
You'll throw it all away
And I just want to take your innocence[/glow]
The area right in front of the curtain is bathed in blinding light thanks to a couple of overhead spotlights while coral-colored lights illuminate the rest of the arena, the end result seemingly coloring the air itself. Stepping out into that brilliant light, Natalie Burrows walks to the edge of that blinding spot until she is visible and raises her fists above her head. The movement triggers white and coral pyros to shoot in front of her in criss-crossing sparks, the Southern Belle emerging from the beam of light as the last round fires off.
Winstone: And her tag team partner, from Durham, North Carolina…NNNNNNNNNNNNATALIE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWS!!!
Making her way down the ramp, Natalie still slaps a few of the hands that are offered to her… but her focus is on the ring. She gets to Adrianna and begins talking with her. After a few moments, the duo slides into the ring on their stomachs before getting to their feet. Natalie mounts the nearest turnbuckle as she looks out over the crowd, once again raising her fists in the air to evoke cheers from the crowd. She lingers there for a few moments before hopping down.
Natalie’s music cuts out as the two teams go to their separate corners. Over in the Los Pollos corner, Super exits the ring but remains at ringside. Natalie and BP will start the match for their respective teams and the ref rings the bell. BP proceeds to point at Natalie and look out at the crowd. He then makes a few sexual gestures towards her and motions for her to come give him a kiss. Natalie slaps BP hard across his face and then hits him with a knife-edged chop. She follows up with a few fists to his face and ends her combo with a roundhouse kick that sends BP tumbling back into his corner. El Hijo tags himself in as BP holds his head.
El Hijo climbs in the ring, but Natalie keeps her focus. El Hijo approaches her with a bit of caution. He then takes a swing that Natalie dodges. She then hits a flurry of her own blows: lots of knife-edged chops and kicks to El Hijo’s midsection. She gets El Hijo pushed back into her corner and starts kneeing him in his midsection.
Sparrow: This Natalie is looking pretty impressive in the early going.
El Hijo shoves her away. Natalie charges but El Hijo lifts his legs up and catches her head between his thighs. He runs her fingers through her hair and then hit a hurricanrana.
Pryce: Well these Pollos definitely have their own umm…unique style with the ladies.
Sparrow: I wouldn’t want to be in the ring with them anyway.
Natalie has gotten back to her feet as El Hijo has begun stalking for his next move. He begins striking her with one shotei palm strike after another. He eventually gets her pushed back into the Los Pollos corner and tags in BP. El Hijo gets Natalie into a backbreaker position as BP climbs up to the top rope. BP leaps off and connects with a leg drop as El Hijo connects with a backbreaker. El Hijo leaves the ring as BP covers.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...Natalie kicks out!
Pryce: Ladies and gentlemen this is a preview of the Tag Team Championship match at Road to Gold and right now Natalie has got to fight back into this match in order to prove her and Adrianna belong in the title picture!
BP begins stomping away at Natalie. Natalie is able to catch BP’s foot as he goes for a stomp, pushing him backwards. BP’s momentum makes him lose his footing, fall onto his back and roll through so he gets back onto his feet. Natalie gets back to her feet as well. She connects with a clothesline, knocking BP down to the mat. He gets back to his feet and is knocked down by another clothesline. He gets back to his feet again and Natalie goes for another clothesline, only to have BP duck and quickly lock in an abdominal stretch. Before he gets it fully locked in, BP pulls Natalie back towards the Los Pollos corner. He gets the move synched in, causing Natalie to scream out in pain. BP begins hammering her abs as he has the hold locked in, which adds to the pain. The ref is in the ideal position to see if Natalie will give up but unfortunately doesn’t see BP and El Hijo lock hands. Natalie screams out in more pain as the ref looks up, unfortunately missing the blatant cheating by Los Pollos. The ref goes back to asking Natalie if she wants to give up, and BP and El Hijo again lock hands. Adrianna has seen enough and charges into the ring, only to be stopped by the ref. Adrianna keeps pleading her case with ref, begging him to turn around and see what Los Pollos are doing.
Pryce: Adrianna has got to get out of the ring here!
Sparrow: I understand that she’s trying to help her partner, but right now she’s doing more harm than good. The Pollos switch! Oh come on! No tag was ever made!
El Hijo takes over where BP left off and keeps the abdominal stretch locked in. The momentary relief of the switch was enough for Natalie as she somehow rolls out of El Hijo’s hold. El Hijo charges and gets hit with a drop toehold, and Natalie leaps towards her corner.
Sparrow: The tag to Adrianna!
Pryce: We’re about to get our first look at the rookie right now!
Adrianna gets in the ring. El Hijo charges again and gets rolled up into a small package!
Pryce: Quick roll up! 1!...2!...El Hijo kicks out.
Both competitors get to their feet. El Hijo goes to grab Adrianna, who locks in a wristlock. El Hijo quickly knees Adrianna in the ribs and takes her down to the mat with a headlock. El Hijo then grabs Adrianna’s feet and gets her in the wheelbarrow position. He then falls backwards, flipping her up and planting her face first onto the mat. El Hijo then rolls into a cover.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...Kickout by Adrianna. Back into the cover. 1!...Adrianna kicks out again.
El Hijo pulls Adrianna away from her corner. He tags in BP and BP hoists Adrianna up into a fireman’s carry position. The feathered duo then connects with the…
Sparrow: The Pollos call that move More Cluck for Your Buck. Cover by BP! 1!...2!...Natalie makes the save!
Pryce: Good move by Natalie, being the veteran of the team and saving the match!
Natalie indeed saved the match for her team, knocking El Hijo down with a clothesline and diving in to break up the pin. She gets a few good shots in on BP before the ref pulls her off and sends her back to her corner. Before she goes back to her corner she pulls Adrianna closer to the right corner. Natalie then gets out of the ring and stretches as far as she can in hopes that Adrianna can get the tag. Adrianna is slowly crawling a little closer in her corner and stretches her arm out some. El Hijo comes in, but he is stopped by the ref. El Hijo keeps the ref’s attention as Super goes running around the ring. Super grabs Natalie’s ankles and pulls her off the apron just as Adrianna is about to make the tag. Super then knocks Natalie to the ground with a European uppercut before jogging back to the Los Pollos corner.
Adrianna saw the whole thing, but was powerless to stop it from happening. She pulls herself up by using the ropes. She turns around, not knowing that BP had gotten to his feet. BP then runs and hits a Tornado DDT. It looked like the perfect opportunity to go for a cover, but instead BP decides to breathe in Adrianna’s aroma.
Pryce: Do you think any of the Pollos have ever been in a serious relationship with a woman?
Sparrow: Based on how they act when they’re in there with any of the RoR Vixens, I’d say no. But I guess you never really know Pryce.
BP has climbed up to the top rope and hits a senton bomb! BP then locks in a triangle choke, opting to go for a submission victory instead of the pinfall.
Pryce: Beautiful senton transitioned into a triangle choke by the technically sound Black Pollo V! The rookie is in trouble her Lindsay!
Sparrow: She’s fighting though Pryce! Look at her struggle!
Adrianna struggles to get out of the hold, somehow managing to roll over and get BP’s shoulders down.
Sparrow: 1!...2!...ahhh Pollo V rolls her right back into the hold.
Again Adrianna struggles to get out of the hold. Her struggles keep getting a little weaker by the moment, but she manages to get her foot on the ropes. At least she had her foot on the ropes, but the ref didn’t see it which allowed Super to pull the rope away. Adrianna’s struggles get weaker and weaker as Super keeps a strong hold on the rope. It looks like Adrianna is about to tap until Super’s hold is broken by a huge clothesline from Natalie. Adrianna gets her foot back on the rope and the ref finally sees it. BP refuses to break the hold, causing the ref to begin his count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
BP breaks the hold and gets to his feet. He makes a wrong turn as Natalie comes flying off the top rope with a cross body! Natalie’s actions bring El Hijo into the ring, but he gets floored with a monkey flip. Natalie then begins trying to fire up a hurting Adrianna. She then gets back to her corner and stretches out as far as she can, hoping Adrianna can make the tag. BP and El Hijo begin to stir, but both are unable to stop Adrianna from making the tag! The crowd explodes into cheers!
Pryce: Natalie gets the tag!
Sparrow: She’s taking it to both Pollos! Look at her go!
Natalie takes down both BP and El Hijo with a double clothesline. BP is first to get to his feet, and is dropped with a move that she calls Turmoil! El Hijo is next to get to his feet and he is also dropped back down to the mat by a move the Natalie calls The Grief Cycle. She is fired up and waits for BP to get to his feet. She goes for her version of the Scissors Kick that she calls Closure, but it misses and BP takes her down with a clothesline. Adrianna suddenly comes back into the action by hitting the Exclamation Point on BP!
Pryce: Where’d she come from!?
Sparrow: I don’t kn…oh! Everything is breaking down here!
El Hijo blindsides Adrianna and gets her into the corner. Adrianna then falls victim to a 99¢ Special, but El Hijo gets kicked in the gut and knocked out with Closure. Natalie took her eye off the ball though and gets rolled up by BP, who puts his feet on the ropes and grabs Natalie’s tights.
Sparrow: No way!
Pryce: 1!...2!...3! Damn it!
Winstone:Here are your winners… LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS POLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOS EXCELENTES!!!
Natalie looks on in shock as Los Pollos begin to celebrate. She keeps telling the ref that BP had the tights, but her pleads fall on deaf ears. Natalie then gets hit from behind by El Hijo and the three one assault begins. All three members of Los Pollos are stomping away at Natalie. Adrianna makes the save, beginning to battle with Super as Natalie starts taking it to El Hijo and BP. The three on two brawl lasts for a few moment before security rushes in and breaks it up.
Sparrow: These two teams are ging to tear each other apart before we even get to Miami!
Pryce: Well I don’t blame these ladies for being upset! They were robbed here tonight!
Security holds the three teams apart as cameras cut to the backstage area to a standing Rachel Cole who is looking down at Johnny Odle and a man with a potato sack over his head. Odle looks pissed at Cole.
Odle: Why in the hell did you leave ringside? We could have avoided all of this if you had just stayed at ringside last week.
Cole just shrugs at Static and Odle.
Cole: Sorry... but maybe you had it coming to you. I didn't ask you to beat the living hell out of her at the first Voltage. You did that on your own.
Static: And this has nothing to do with me being your strongest competition in the Road to Gold tournament?
Cole gives him a playful smirk.
Cole: What do you think Scarecrow?
Static: I don't think you are being very trustworthy.
Cole nods and smiles again.
Cole: Trust isn't a sign of a true Delinquent now is it? I'm still on your team, but I am here under MY conditions... not yours.
There is a tiny pop for Cole as she leaves the room with a confident strut. Odle shakes his head and looks at Max.
Odle: She’s a real head case Max. She’s going to cause problems eventually.
Static: No she wont. She’ll be fine. She’s just what we need. She’s just as wicked as I, her issue would be dealing with a guilty conscience.
Max scratches his head through the potato sack and lets out a small chuckle as Voltage heads to its first commercial of the night.